That is a good one.

I had my elbow bandage changed today and ouch, the scare still hurts and see the srgeon this Thursday to have the stiches removed. Trust me, don't have hand or elbow surgery if you can help it, because you will experience pain, although the overnight hospital stay was good and I must say the food was good, as I had a couple of chef salads and soups.

Good Replies.

Just like the reality show " America' Stupdist Criminals".

More bad news, we have another major storm coming in this weekend.

Some of the jokes and funny stories are nasty and not proper, so I sent an e mail to the adminstrator of this site as this should be a fun place, not a nasty or crude place.

Sick.

How true about HMO'S

My elbow surgery went well. I stayed ovenight, last night and I am waring an arm sling and no more numbness in my finger.Dr. Rand rleased the nerve, at the elbow. I am in pain, but I have pain pills and ice bags.

spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Thank YOu. I just sent you a message.

For now, but we have more storms down the road.

I like the one about the curse.

"Money Talks"

Are most of them made up by the community members or are they copied from someone? It seems most of them copied from somewhere.

You are lucky, Dawn, back in you neck of the woods, you are know how to ride out these storms. We are a small town of 128o and when the storm hits, we just don't have the type of major services that you do keep us going, but by Thursday, mostly everything was normal.

I survived the the two day storm and two days , no power, on the Washington Coast, as I live in Long Beach, Washington. Thank to be god, I am alive. We had 100 mile winds.

How about some redhead jokes?

Thanks for the post in " my recovery thread". No, Gclife, due to where he will be doing the surgery, the nerve block or the regional block cannot be done, as the cuff they use to make the arm bloodless, would interfere, so I will be put asleep, but the person doing it, did my first operation, and I had no problem, just a shot in my I.V. Port and I woke up in the recovery room. Let's us hope that his cures the numbness in my hand.

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK ... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers