Topic: Vengeance is mine
MrBuccio's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:32 PM
One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his penis in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire.

quarrrylife's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:35 PM
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no photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:36 PM
Ive had fanasys about doing that to someonedevil devil

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:36 PM
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plp's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:40 PM
"Justice for all".

plp's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:40 PM
"Justice for all".

jona3x's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:40 PM
But if he had the ability to cut it off he could just loosen the vice just the same. Nice joke But needs improvment. bigsmile bigsmile