Topic: Need a Raise (yep that kind)
thecoolyman's photo
Wed 01/02/08 07:49 PM

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!"

"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket."

"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!"

quarrrylife's photo
Wed 01/02/08 07:50 PM
I need a paycheck !

no photo
Wed 01/02/08 07:52 PM
cooly is on a roll today.......

plp's photo
Wed 01/02/08 07:57 PM
That was good one, Mr. Cooly. I give you a 8 out of a ten.

no photo
Wed 01/02/08 07:58 PM
laugh laugh I want a job like that with fifty raises.

plp's photo
Wed 01/02/08 07:58 PM
Does anyone make up their own jokes or just copy them from somewhere else? How about trying to make up your own jokes?

brandy12345's photo
Wed 01/02/08 08:01 PM
laugh laugh laugh

Wolfeyes58's photo
Wed 01/02/08 08:04 PM
That was good Cooly...

thecoolyman's photo
Wed 01/02/08 08:05 PM
AS I told ya plp I do it all, some ya read here are mine

Quarry - I'm giving big paycheckslaugh
Plus bonus:tongue:

Thanks everybodylaugh laugh laugh laugh
bigsmile Cooly

BatCountry's photo
Wed 01/02/08 08:06 PM
Always can depend on Cooly for a good one...

thecoolyman's photo
Wed 01/02/08 08:11 PM
Thanks Bro

songstress1's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:51 PM
laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

sassyma's photo
Wed 01/02/08 09:57 PM
bigsmile laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

thecoolyman's photo
Thu 01/03/08 05:33 AM
How big a raise ya want:wink:
hmmm don't get me going nowlaugh
bigsmile Cooly

songstress1's photo
Thu 01/03/08 07:06 AM

How big a raise ya want:wink:
hmmm don't get me going nowlaugh
bigsmile Cooly
So many comments ...so little time!

chuck366's photo
Thu 01/03/08 07:07 AM
hahaaaaaaa

thecoolyman's photo
Thu 01/03/08 03:33 PM
too much time on my hands, least I'm not gonna go blind, too busy posting jokeslaugh

sassyma's photo
Thu 01/03/08 08:26 PM

too much time on my hands, least I'm not gonna go blind, too busy posting jokeslaugh


keeping giving yourself that many raises cooly and you might go blind laugh laugh laugh

thecoolyman's photo
Thu 01/03/08 09:19 PM
Don't get me started Hon, I gotta work tonite:tongue:
bigsmile Cooly