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Fri 08/03/07 07:34 PM
Talk is cheap. I've met plenty of guys who were all talk and no action and IMHO they are all nothing but a bunch of sorry ass excuses for human beings.

OK, rant over. That last e mail is stranger than fiction. Please be careful, this guy sounds like a nutter to me.

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Wed 08/01/07 09:18 PM
Seriously, though, being disabled does screw up your social life, I know it has mine, but I refuse to let it get me down. I am well educated, hold down a good job and have plenty of friends, which is more than I can say for most of of the non disabled people I know.

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Wed 08/01/07 09:15 PM
Because men are pigs who are good for one thing and one thing only - cooking for me and bringing me breakfast in bed.

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Tue 07/31/07 03:47 PM
Big, here's some doughy hugs and fresh strudel for you. flowerforyou

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Tue 07/31/07 03:45 PM
I'll take the coconut tree, free food and shade, not to mention all those sexy fronds.

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Mon 07/30/07 10:12 PM
Men are like biscuits, sometimes they're baked, sometimes they're half baked and sometimes they won't come out of the can unless you give them a giant whack on the end.


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Mon 07/30/07 04:39 PM
I thought I found it once but then I tossed the diaper.

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Mon 07/30/07 04:36 PM
Wise old monkey say: Revolving door good for ego, hard on swonnicles without peanut butter.

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Sun 07/29/07 03:44 PM
Thank you mein Fuhrer. May I say what a lovely dress you're wearing. It it scalps or foreskins or just made to look that way??? bigsmile

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Sun 07/29/07 03:42 PM
I found one in the frozen foods but lost him somewhere east of dairy...

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Sun 07/29/07 03:03 PM
Careful, you'll wind up with apples on your Versace.

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Sun 07/29/07 03:03 PM
Sorry, just me. Must be the yeast... bigsmile

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Sun 07/29/07 03:00 PM
Well something smells like Crisco... bigsmile

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Sun 07/29/07 02:55 PM
Safe sex is good. Not as good as armpit wrestling, but in the same general category... bigsmile

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Sun 07/29/07 02:54 PM
Me too. Maybe that's why chocolate strudel makes me dizzy... :smile:

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Sun 07/29/07 02:53 PM
Turns over and inserts apple filling.

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Sun 07/29/07 02:51 PM
If you put Popeye and Bluto in a padded cell together do you think they'd get in a fight or do body shots of spinach?

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Sun 07/29/07 02:47 PM
It's got to be the imitation butter or maybe the added cheese. bigsmile

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Sun 07/29/07 02:46 PM
I speak from experience and the wisdom of a 2 hour baking.

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Sun 07/29/07 02:43 PM
Would those be of the honey or the bumble variety?

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