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      Talk is cheap.  I've met plenty of guys who were all talk and no action and IMHO they are all nothing but a bunch of sorry ass excuses for human beings.  
 
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      Seriously, though, being disabled does screw up your social life, I know it has mine, but I refuse to let it get me down.  I am well educated, hold down a good job and have plenty of friends, which is more than I can say for most of of the non disabled people I know.  
     
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      Because men are pigs who are good for one thing and one thing only - cooking for me and bringing me breakfast in bed.  
     
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      Big, here's some doughy hugs and fresh strudel for you.  
    
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      I'll take the coconut tree, free food and shade, not to mention all those sexy fronds.
     
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      Men are like biscuits, sometimes they're baked, sometimes they're half baked and sometimes they won't come out of the can unless you give them a giant whack on the end.
 
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      I thought I found it once but then I tossed the diaper.
     
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      Wise old monkey say: Revolving door good for ego, hard on swonnicles without peanut butter. 
     
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      Thank you mein Fuhrer.  May I say what a lovely dress you're wearing.  It it scalps or foreskins or just made to look that way???  
    
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      I found one in the frozen foods but lost him somewhere east of dairy...
     
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      Careful, you'll wind up with apples on your Versace. 
     
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      Sorry, just me.  Must be the yeast...  
    
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      Well something smells like Crisco...   
    
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      Safe sex is good.  Not as good as armpit wrestling, but in the same general category...  
    
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      Me too.  Maybe that's why chocolate strudel makes me dizzy...  
    
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      It's got to be the imitation butter or maybe the added cheese.    
    
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      I speak from experience and the wisdom of a 2 hour baking. 
     
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      Would those be of the honey or the bumble variety?  
     
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