Talk is cheap. I've met plenty of guys who were all talk and no action and IMHO they are all nothing but a bunch of sorry ass excuses for human beings.
OK, rant over. That last e mail is stranger than fiction. Please be careful, this guy sounds like a nutter to me. |
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Seriously, though, being disabled does screw up your social life, I know it has mine, but I refuse to let it get me down. I am well educated, hold down a good job and have plenty of friends, which is more than I can say for most of of the non disabled people I know.
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Because men are pigs who are good for one thing and one thing only - cooking for me and bringing me breakfast in bed.
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Thanks Everybody!!!!
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Big, here's some doughy hugs and fresh strudel for you.
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I'll take the coconut tree, free food and shade, not to mention all those sexy fronds.
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Men are like biscuits, sometimes they're baked, sometimes they're half baked and sometimes they won't come out of the can unless you give them a giant whack on the end.
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I thought I found it once but then I tossed the diaper.
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several girlfriends
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Wise old monkey say: Revolving door good for ego, hard on swonnicles without peanut butter.
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Thank you mein Fuhrer. May I say what a lovely dress you're wearing. It it scalps or foreskins or just made to look that way???
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Ways To Make a Woman Smile
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I found one in the frozen foods but lost him somewhere east of dairy...
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Careful, you'll wind up with apples on your Versace.
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Sorry, just me. Must be the yeast...
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Well something smells like Crisco...
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Growing love....
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Safe sex is good. Not as good as armpit wrestling, but in the same general category...
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Me too. Maybe that's why chocolate strudel makes me dizzy...
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Turns over and inserts apple filling.
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Comic Book FANS
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If you put Popeye and Bluto in a padded cell together do you think they'd get in a fight or do body shots of spinach?
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It's got to be the imitation butter or maybe the added cheese.
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I speak from experience and the wisdom of a 2 hour baking.
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Would those be of the honey or the bumble variety?
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