You go, Daleray! :) Have some dark chocolate. I hope your Dad is doing better. You're both in my thoughts and prayers.

Hugs from SheNerds :)

PS - Beta gals rock, too, we're smart, self supporting and funny, and hey, you never know, we just might be hotter than you think...

Satan, for your obtuse obfuscation of the facts at hand you are sentenced to eternity without strudel. And you have to lick the horny chair with your tongue while painting the monkey's toenails. Now hop to it before I come down there and zap your ass with a lightning bolt.

GOD

I find lighting my farts works better, it's easier and a lot more fun. :)

Oh no, it fell in the horny chair!!!

Give it a try, it worked for Clinton. Just don't inhale... :)

Good point bl8ant. He could try offering a two for one special. Or maybe he could have a white sale. Everyone loves a good white sale. :)

Not to worry, they taste better when they're nice and crispy. :)

I don't lock it up, I just toss it in the oven and turn up the heat. :)

Go to AFF, you can find plenty of dates there and if not you can just enjoy the eye candy. :)

Hey Tom, you may have something there. Toss in some strudel for the monkey and you've got yourself a big fat hairy deal. :)

Lex, I'm sorry to hear this. It's hell when you know deep down that you've met the one, but for some reason you can't be with him or her the way you want to be. I've been trying to settle for less ever since, but I just can't bring myself to do it. IMHO no one should ever settle for less than 100% of what they really truly want in a serious relationship, otherwise someone always gets hurt in the long run. I'm not out to hurt myself or anyone else, I just want to find a guy who can make me feel alive again, the way my magic man made me feel. :)

Hi bl8ant,

Believe it or not I've read the first 2 books, (I must be pretty dense, maybe it's time for a reread). However, the third title is new to me, I'll have to check it out. I love cosmic stuff and anything to do with metaphysics, especially if it involves bedsheets and peanut butter. :)

I knew he was married at the time and I didn't intend to fall in love with him, but quite honestly I couldn't control myself or the depth of my feelings once I dove into the relationship. When it comes to love, I am all heart and no brains, unlike every other aspect of my life, which I find more than a bit ironic and also quite frustrating, but apparently that's just the way I'm made.

You may be right about the forbidden fruit aspct of it though, as I'm the type of gal who loves a challenge, the bigger the better. I guess I need to go back in the oven so I can be reprogrammed to fall in love with the available guys and not the ones who are off limits, at least from a legal standpoint.

Three years ago I met a guy who lit up my life for a brief time. After a few months we broke up because he was separated and wanted to work on his marriage, which I understood at the time and still do.

Since then I've been on a number of dates, but none of the guys I've met have felt as right to me as the one who got away. Don't get me wrong, I've met some great guys, good looking, smart, funny, with everything in the world going for them. The primary problem was/is lack of that indescribable thing called chemistry, that feeling that makes you all lightheaded and dizzy, that makes your heart race and your breath quicken. I used to get literally dizzy just from being close to him, sharing the same airspace, or whenever our eyes met, call me crazy, but that's the way it was at the time, all the time, 24-7.

I'm wondering if I'll ever meet anyone else who makes my heart race like the guy I loved and lost. Do you think it's possible to find someone who lights up your world more than once in a lifetime? And, if not, is chemistry necessary to a lasting relationship? Am I asking too many questions or does it just seem like it because I'm sleep deprived and overcaffeinated? Do I need to eat some more strudel or just jump in the oven and set the timer to bake??? :)

True, I forgot the kielbasa. There's nothing like a nice juicy kielbaba... :)

Lots and lots of sex and chocolate with a slice of strudel and plenty of whipped cream. :)

You mean not everyone is half baked? I knew I should have waited that extra 5 minutes...

Falling down the horny chair and being flushed into the East River.

Give me a dime anytime, it's good fo whatever ails you.

And not the yummy kind you eat. :)