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Careful you don't get butter fingers.
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screening/application
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Lots and lots of monkey jumping and more than a handful of naked barn raisings.
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I enjoy a good man from time to time, but too much icing gives me indigestion.
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OK, cream cheese for Hitler - hey, that sounds like a movie.
Doc, I'm watching you closely. We all know what happened to Crotch Bond after you pulled the old jeans in the dryer routine. |
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At least I'm not dividing or subtracting or having to find the square root of anything.
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I vote for the planet Xenon, the food is cheap and the men are cheaper...
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First you have to hit her over the head with a tire iron so she makes that goofy face like Pee Wee Herman at the kiddie porn movies.
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OK, one vote for biscuits, one for jelly. Anyone for cream cheese?
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I ate my future husband, he was a little on the tough side but I choked him down anyways.
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Holy Batbuns, I'm multiplying!!! Quick, take me out of the oven, please!!!
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No refunds, but you are allowed to make one phone call after poking the strudel of your choosing.
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It's the currants between my ears, they don't seem to get enough butter these days.
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I had him, he wasn't that great. Too many finger puppets and not enough jelly.
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Personally, I think it's a pile of day old biscuits.
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Just read this quote on another forum:
"ANY guy can have ANY women, and vice versa." Peewee Herman can have Jessica Alba if he wants her, it's all about confidence and saying the right things. What do you think??? |
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Step away from the mirror... Oh wait a minute, that's my alter ego, hey there Muffin Me...
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Men, where are they?
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I've heard they favor the caves and mountaintops in southwestern Albania.
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I'm the best there is at rolling and kneading.
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Hop on the table, the masseuse is waiting.
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MENS COLOGNE
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The horse or the cologne?
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