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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      Ssssssshhhhhh, don't give away all my secrets...
     
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        Toms Weekend Roll Call II
       
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      Male, female, we've all got buns.  Even if some are warmer than others...  
    
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        UGH MEN!!
       
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      Hey Dale, what's up?  Still chasing the monkey that stole your Hershey's? 
     
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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      I'm working the tan thing, give me a little credit and another shot of maple syrup and jelly.
     
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        UGH MEN!!
       
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      I don't care for issues, they tend to have a musty flavor that overpowers the chocolate filling.
     
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      Martian are OK, but I prefer spaghetti and green cheese, more flavor, less crunching.
     
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      Just wait'll I put in my dentures. 
     
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        Don'tcha Just Love..........
       
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      But then it loses some of the mystery. 
     
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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      I blame it on the pineapple filling. 
     
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        Topic:
        Don'tcha Just Love..........
       
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      Underwear is strictly for the uninitiated and first dates with unidentified crunchy creatures. 
     
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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      Til I'm golden brown and just a little flaky.  
    
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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      Smiles and jumps in the oven with the rolls, got to get a tan before I hit the beach. 
     
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        UGH MEN!!
       
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      He can't help it, he's got a thing for back hair and drongle  grease.
     
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        UGH MEN!!
       
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      Monkeyman I'm talking to you.  Waves spatula at the monkey.
     
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        UGH MEN!!
       
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      Speaking of disgruntled, that's a lovely hairdo.  Did you cut it yourself or bribe the Sandman to do it for you?  
    
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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      Toss in some crescent rolls and peanut butter and you've got yourself a deal.  
    
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        Topic:
        Toms Weekend Roll Call II
       
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      Cheer up, at least you've still got your swonnicles, for now...
     
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        Ladies, honest question:
       
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      I'd rather date a monkey.
     
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      Break a bronco and save a monkey. 
     
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        MENS COLOGNE
       
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      Eau de soap with just a dash of hot water. 
     
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