Don't know if I am posting this in the right forum but I just had to
share.
A friend called me a few minutes ago. Seems she got a call from her
ex. I guess prayers are needed but right now I can't stop laughing.
He called from the emergency room. That in itself is not funny but
heck his call was to tell her that he almost cut his penis off.
I don't have the whole story yet. That's all I know right now, but
what a wake-up call.

Get yourself a glass of warm milk(just the thought of gagging it down
would make me sleepy) and then ask Ned to sing you a lullaby.

I have found that pounding my head on the coffee table one too
many times works. j/k....lol

Dang why is this ice cream so cold?

Guess I too would have to say I am little of both. While there are
some things on which I will not settle,if I don't see the faults in
people around me and,in turn,learn to accept them I would lose
friends,or be unable to gain news ones, simply because my own flawed
mind saw them as less than perfect.

This post is a wee bit late and well....while I don't see
it as a good deed I spent part of the day attending the Mother's Day
social at the local nursing home where my mom is a resident.
Had a great time,and since I used to work there it was like coming
home. I had moms to hug ranging in age from 18 to 93.
Oh and the 18 year old was the mom-to-be of my grandbaby. And if her
choice of cookie color(pink) is any indication it's gonna be a girl!!
Seriously though we should find out Teusday if it's a girl or boy.
Unless of course the little bugger takes a page out of his/her daddy's
book and hides the important parts...lol!!

Aww...thank you.

Groom down!!! Who can pour straight enough to hit the funnel?

Wantta? Did you lose your mind or did it do like mine did. Mine quit
it's job the day it heard that song "Take This Job and Shove It".
And that was years ago.

Done....prayers sent that is.

Good!!

Whew. That's good. He's not old enough yet for anything more than a
pacifier. But it just goes to show why you should never kiss a monkey.

Double check to make sure I am on the list.

blows!!....who blows? surely you aint talking about my sweet lil monkey!
look again...he only blows himself...lol

Been away from here. Had to have a break.


(stands up in the room)...Hi my name is Melisa and I am....um.....an
addict......of these dang forums!!!!...lol

Am I in the right room?

<-----Does this pic make my butt look big?


Does posting this goofy pic qualify me as a dork?

hi c87. sorry for your loss...wish i could answer your question but
thats one that doesnt have an answer.

Shack

Ok Chris. Flip out, go have a nervous breakdown whatever. Just.....DON'T
BE LATE FOR THE WEDDING!!!! lol

Dad:army in Korea. And many many friends in wars from days long ago. And
a cousin getting ready to head overseas soon.