Don't know if I am posting this in the right forum but I just had to
share.
A friend called me a few minutes ago. Seems she got a call from her
ex. I guess prayers are needed but right now I can't stop laughing.
He called from the emergency room. That in itself is not funny but
heck his call was to tell her that he almost cut his penis off.
I don't have the whole story yet. That's all I know right now, but
what a wake-up call.

OK, that was funny. When you get the whole story you must share!

For sure....you know I will.

so tell me.... in what way is this funny?

LMAO

i wonder if it was penis envy

Know a guy lost 1in. skinny dipping in a lake, known for big snapping
turtles.

In general it isnt funny,but since he is,or was, an abusive spouse I
rather feel it is a sort of payback.

maybe ya should pray

in all honesty i wouldnt find it funny if a rapist got his penis cut
off.... deserving yes but funny?

so what was he trying to do weld his penis to another guy's ass beig
abusive ass that he is he deserves not to have a penis

*walks in, and leaves the room shaking her head laughing*

the funier part is if he is abusive.... or was since supposedly the
relationship is over... why is he even calling her? and why would she
wait to see how he is doing later? humm..

He continues to call her because like many abusive men he is also
obsessive and still considers her as his. And they have a child so she
feels the need to accept his calls. I have and continue to pray for him.
And while I do hope he is okay I still can't help but see the humor in
it.

Well I still am lmao And maybe she has to talk to him because they have
kids together or something

he's calling her becouse he knows he lost a good thing ,and also he
wanted her to have a great day.thank god for small miracles.

hey buttons why don't you go live with him a few weeks and see if you
don't feel the same way we do ....

humm really i wonder why he would be like that..is the door still not
open? think about it here... i hurt my penis.... i know u must care
about it cause im telling you... ok yea ill call you later and let me
know how my penis is doing.... and she accepts
this call? like what should she even show that she cares about his
penis..? so she can tell her friends about his penis? humm...is this not
a head game? just to get back at him? she should not care about his
penis or pretend to... just my thought

ecactaly wolf...... hes calling her cause he knows he lost a good thing
..... i agree.... but is this making her better?

ummm u dont know my life white....