Sure Autumn....come on over....it's chocolate, of course!!

Happy Birthday Sis. I love you!!!!!




Now let's have some cake & coffee!!!

The purpose of the multiple wives things was so that all women were
cared for. They weren't enough mormon men to go around, so to speak.
They do not practice that anymore. At least not the original form of the
church.

rambill~~~ Yes, they do. They believe that the 3 days Jesus spent
"dead", before he rose from the grave, was spent in the Americas, with
the poeple here. That is what the Book of Mormon is about.

Definitely, yes I am.

To hopefully meet new online friends. Not looking for anything more. I
have been involved with someone for about a year & do not see that
relationship ending anytime in the near future.

Ink, without a doubt.

I was raised Mormon. They follow the Bible & The Book of Mormon. I think
they are christians. But that's just my opinion.

Hmmmm? My eyes change colors. Most of the time they are green, but
occasionally, blue or hazel. Wonder what that means?

& #11: And just when is this supposed to start feeling good?

#12: Oh? The condom broke about an hour ago!

#13: Get off me, I'll finish myself, thanks.

#14: Oh no! Not you on top, you would smash me.

OH NO, that is toooooooooooooo funny!!!

That was hilarious!!! Thanx for the laugh!!

Do not believe that either exists. In my opinion, "hell" was "created"
to make people do the right thing &/or be a good person through the fear
of "buring in hell for eternity."

Asked & answered.

You are very welcome & it is great when people learn.

Maybe a double helping of what I had last night & I am so not talking
about food!

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and
this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a
visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether
or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."


"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

A basic over-view of Satanism, not nessisarily of the F.C.O.S..



Satanism is a religion of the flesh. Happiness, to the Satanist, must be
found here and now. No heaven exists to go to after death and no Hell of
burning punishment awaits the "sinner". We are a practical people.
Denying things that cannot be proved by the scientific method or feasted
on by our senses, we revel in our time on earth without fearing the
punishment of the "Unseen" or the condemnation of the common man.


Satanists equate faith with blind belief. Blindly accepting a thing
without proof is folly.


Strongly attached to our family and close associations, we make
excellent friends. Strongly opposed to those who have endeavored to make
our lives miserable or cause harm to our family and friends, we are
lasting and vindictive enemies. Satanists do not believe that you can
love everyone and treat every person the same. By failing to hate you
make yourself unable to love. Feared by their enemies and loved by their
friends, Satanists build their stronghold in the community.

I hope you are feeling better, unsure. I guess I should consider myself
one of the lucky ones as to not have received any ignorant emails, yet!!
Everyone who has contacted me has been very nice & polite. But I am new.
I think the ignore/block feature would solve that problem.

Double checked.....I was right. This post was made in "Jokes & Funny
Stories", not in "religious facts". Chill, it was funny stuff!! I am
still giggling !!