This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.
The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise
would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her
gasp for air.


Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off
because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that
it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was
concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and
he continued to rip them out!


Then one Christmas morning as she was preparing the turkey for
dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where
she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the
spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and
went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling
back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his
underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.


Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound
of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly
control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes!
After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.


About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her
lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said," Honey, you were
right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one
day I would end
up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace
of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back
in."

Gross!

but I did laugh ...

Funny, but SICK

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

LOL, now THATS how to get some payback!!!

omg that was too funny next time make shure that u use the stuffing for
the turkey not the husband!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha!!! ew!!

OH NO, that is toooooooooooooo funny!!!