Topic: THE REDNECK TEN COMMANDMENTS
tigerman1956's photo
Mon 03/19/07 11:19 AM

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.


(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'


(5) Put nothin' before God.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.


(7) No killin.'

(8) Watch yer mouth.


(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.


Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice
day.

SexyRedBone's photo
Mon 03/19/07 11:21 AM
Yes it is lol!

no photo
Mon 03/19/07 12:30 PM
The only correction here is the Almighty never said to worship on
sunday. Neither did Yahshua (Jesus). And no disiple have the authority
to rearrage anything except if he want to try making grass and flowers.
Every human including Paul, Peter, Clement or 'Origen' have to join the
line and follow the Messiah and the Almighty. As Paul says: "Did Paul
die 4 U. Did Appollos die for U?" The Creator makes the rules.

GhostWhisperer's photo
Mon 03/19/07 12:47 PM
Double checked.....I was right. This post was made in "Jokes & Funny
Stories", not in "religious facts". Chill, it was funny stuff!! I am
still giggling !! laugh laugh laugh laugh

Wonderwoman07's photo
Mon 03/19/07 12:53 PM
git-er-done!!!!!!!!

joe1973's photo
Mon 03/19/07 12:54 PM
greiving.you are so right on that.i have told ALOT of people to show me
where in the bible it says goto a building on this day and worship.not
in ANY bible.