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Fri 08/07/09 02:40 PM
Paco bigsmile

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Fri 08/07/09 02:40 PM
Taking a hot jacuzzi bath

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Fri 08/07/09 02:39 PM
Natasha

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Fri 08/07/09 02:39 PM
hydrating

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Fri 08/07/09 02:38 PM
Tired, lonely, bored

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Fri 08/07/09 02:37 PM

MUD AND CLAY OR PLAYDOUGH.........


Sorry, incorrecto. I sleep totally in the nude.

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Fri 08/07/09 02:36 PM
"Cookies?! Who told you you could eat MY cookies? PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NOW!!" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger in Jingle All the Way


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Fri 08/07/09 02:34 PM
Lonely

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Fri 08/07/09 02:28 PM
LOL

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Fri 08/07/09 02:27 PM
Wow, that's great laugh

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Fri 08/07/09 02:22 PM
I agree.

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Fri 08/07/09 02:10 PM

PRO - It shuts them the hell up


Yes, thank you.

I'm PRO spanking children. So what if it'll hurt them a little bit, it'll show them who's boss and teach them respect.

I was spanked as a child and I'm not abusive or psycho or overtly sexual in any way. I'm living proof that spanking works, and I'm sticking to my story.

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Fri 08/07/09 02:05 PM
The Bible describes Hell, or Hades from the Greek, as a place of unquenchable fire, dark gloomy dungeons, and a place where the worm does not die.

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Fri 08/07/09 02:03 PM

What really blows is looking around at all the attractive, available, smart and funny women here and genuinely being attracted to them.

But, for my situation, I am on hold waiting for the one who may or may not come back into my life for (probably) years to come.

It's like looking at a parking lot full of Porches, ferrarri's, and caddilacs with the keys in em just ready to roll......Why the hell guys ain't falling all over themselves to scoop one up just completely escapes me.


Because all the ones that I really am into live so far away grumble

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Fri 08/07/09 01:55 PM
laugh

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Fri 08/07/09 01:54 PM
OMG, lol!

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Fri 08/07/09 01:53 PM
LOL! laugh

Wow, that one was unexpected.

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Fri 08/07/09 01:52 PM

see, it's not true men just want sex...laugh


Thank you! Especially that's not all I want.

Great joke :)

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Fri 08/07/09 01:49 PM
surprised How did you know I guessed squirrel?

tongue2

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Fri 08/07/09 01:47 PM

A man's penis gets sunburned so he sticks it in a glass of milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in and says "OMG! Is that how you reload it?!?!rofl


Now that is a good one laugh

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