Steve went to his doctor about his impotence. The doctor prescribed some Viagra to him and said, "Hey, Steve I'll call you in a couple of days and see how this works out for you". Steve agreed and went home in much anticipation.

After a couple of days, the doctor called Steve up, and a boy answered the phone in tears. The doctor seemed a little surprised and asked, "Umm, may I please speak with Steve?" The boy answered, "Who's calling, please?" The doctor said, "This is his doctor. I'm just calling to see how the medicine I prescribed for him is working". Then the boy said, "Oh my God, what did you give him?" The doctor said, "Uhh...well, just some Viagra. Why? What's wrong?"

The boy replied, "Well...my mom's in the hospital, my sister's pregnant, my butthole hurts, and my dad's out in the yard yellin, "Here, kitty kitty kitty!"

Dayum. So much for a 4 hour wood.

A man's penis gets sunburned so he sticks it in a glass of milk. His blonde girlfriend walks in and says "OMG! Is that how you reload it?!?!

lol!!

but ya, i'm pretty horny but im surpressing my desire

Now that is a good one

thx