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> One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island
for over
> ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon.
"It's certainly not a
> ship", he thinks to himself. As
the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to
> rule out the
possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.
>
>
Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a gorgeous woman wearing a wet
> suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and says to
him,
> "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a
cigarette?"
>
> "Ten years," replies the
Irishman. With that, she unzips a waterproof
> pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
>
> He
takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says,
> "Faith
and begorah! Is that good!"
>
> "And how long
has it been since you've had a sip of good Irish Whiskey?"
>
she asks him.
>
> Trembling, the castaway replies,
"Ten years."
>
> She reaches over again, unzips
her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and
> hands it to him. He
opens the flask, takes a long swig and says,
> "'Tis
absolutely fantastic!"
>
> At this point she starts
slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down
> the front of her
wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it
>
been since you've played around?"
>
> With tears in
his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs:
> "Oh, sweet
Jesus!
> Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there
too?"

see, it's not true men just want sex...

Thank you! Especially that's not all I want.

Great joke :)

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