>>
>>>
>>> >"Hello?"
>>> >"Hi honey.
>>> >
>>> >This is Daddy.
>>> >Is Mommy near the phone?"
>>> >"No Daddy.
>>> >She's upstairs in the bedroom
>>> >with Uncle Paul."
>>> >
>>> >After a brief pause,
>>> >
>>> >Daddy says,
>>> >"But honey,
>>> >you haven't got
>>> >an Uncle Paul."
>>> >
>>> >"Oh yes I do,
>>> >and he's upstairs in the room
>>> >with Mommy,
>>> >right now."
>>> >
>>> >Brief Pause.
>>> >"Uh, okay then,
>>> >this is what I want you to do.
>>> >Put the phone
>>> >down on the table,
>>> >run upstairs
>>> >and knock on the bedroom door
>>> >and shout to Mommy
>>> >that Daddy's car
>>> >just pulled into the driveway."
>>> >"Okay Daddy,
>>> >just a minute."
>>> >
>>> >A few minutes later
>>> >the little girl comes back to the phone.
>>> >
>>> >"I did it Daddy."
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >"And what happened honey?"
>>> >
>>> >"Well, Mommy got all scared,
>>> >jumped out of bed
>>> >with no clothes on
>>> >and ran around screaming.
>>> >
>>> >Then she tripped over the rug,
>>> >hit her head on the dresser
>>> >and now she isn't moving at all!"
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >"Oh my God!!!
>>> >What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>> >
>>> >"He jumped out of the bed
>>> >with no clothes on, too.
>>> >He was all scared
>>> >and he jumped out of the back window
>>> >and into the swimming pool.
>>> >But I guess he didn't know
>>> >that you took out the water
>>> >last week to clean it.
>>> >He hit the bottom of the pool
>>> >and I think he's dead."
>>> >***Long Pause***
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >***Longer Pause***
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >***Even Longer Pause***
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Then Daddy says,
>>> >"Swimming pool?
>>> >Is this
>>> >486-5731?"