Topic: Vet School
Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 08/07/09 02:25 PM



First-year students at
Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with
a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor
started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary
to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the behind of the
dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.


When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them,
"The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."



writer_gurl's photo
Fri 08/07/09 02:27 PM
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This is a funny one!
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ClayFace2009's photo
Fri 08/07/09 02:28 PM
LOL

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Fri 08/07/09 03:06 PM
laugh

funnydude's photo
Sat 08/08/09 11:56 AM
taste like chicken waving

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 08/08/09 11:57 AM

taste like chicken waving


ewwwwwwww

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Sat 08/08/09 12:34 PM
Edited by sillyatheart3 on Sat 08/08/09 12:36 PM




First-year students at
Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with
a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table
with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor
started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is necessary
to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the
Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the behind of the
dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go
ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.


When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told
them,
"The second most important quality is observation.
I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention."






I am so copy and pasting this and giving it too my daughter... for she is the one that stuck her arm up the rear of a cow to pull out a calf what a delight. To bad it Sbit all over her.

Great one.. We love it like always... thanks...