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Tue 07/14/09 03:03 PM


I am sure we have all seen a lot of these.

When the voice says 'I'm committed' but the actions show otherwise(or so it seems to you at the time).

What are some of things people do that send the message 'I might not really be committed'?

Perhaps if we examine some of them we can all learn not to send those messages... and benefit from it.


He only drives the half hour to see you on the weekends and then b*tches about gas money it takes to see you.

Yea... been there. explode


anybody who ******* about driving 30 minutes is a whiny little baby.

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Tue 07/14/09 02:53 PM
Edited by vortecpowered on Tue 07/14/09 02:55 PM
poking random hot chicks to satisfy the urge seems like treating them like toilets. in that equation they're just some object to aim a bodily function at. you don't take the toilet out for breakfast or miss it when you use another one.


(btw, i'm saying that's a bad thing tongue2)


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Tue 07/14/09 02:24 PM
when i got to my friend's house a few days ago he was watching the first R movie i ever saw that had nudity. i was about 10 when i found it by accident and thought i'd just hit the jackpot :banana:. 70s style...torpedo boobs and crotch-fro.

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Tue 07/14/09 02:13 PM
i prefer to be disconnected from my food source. instead of gutting and cleaning a fish i'll just got to long john's thanks.

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Tue 07/14/09 02:09 PM

if its only half ya hand

you didnt do it properly, whatever it was


:laughing:

an interesting point here...how exactly is it half? thumb and pinky plus a sufficient amount of palm to make 50%? or maybe you're a 6-fingered man. if that's the case you should be careful because Inigo Montoya is coming to kill you.

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Tue 07/14/09 02:05 PM
i got on facebook last year and about a million ex girlfriends found me shocked. some were pleasant to talk to again. others were very stalkerish.

now i just use it to play mafia wars. i "affect" thousands by making hitlist kills and they ask me to join their mafia instead of killing them.

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Tue 07/14/09 02:02 PM
some meds can do that. paresthesia. my migraine medicine doesn't do it to me but my friend takes the same stuff and she had it so much she had to switch.

other causes...stress, migraines, b-vitamin deficiency, bumping nerves...lots of other potential reasons.

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Mon 07/13/09 11:47 PM
Edited by vortecpowered on Mon 07/13/09 11:48 PM

WHAT IS WITH YOU MEN AND GETTING US WOMEN IN YOUR CARS?



rofl scared rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl scared


sounds creepy doesn't it?


here's a great line i just came up with. how could it miss?

hey. how's it going? ok i need to see a picture id, a recent std test and your left ring finger. ok...legal, clean and single. let's do this!

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Mon 07/13/09 11:33 PM



a good rule of thumb is...put yourself in their place. If you wouldn't like it....then don't do it


that's a tricky one. every woman who has ever tried to think like me has failed miserably. i'm not surprised considering i wouldn't be able to think like a woman either.


see thats true to because... when a woman thinks something it can mean something totally different to a guy. like a friend of mine didnt get a text from a guy and she started flipping saying omg he doesnt want me any more. now sometimes not all the time with a guy, they are like well she must be busy shell text me in a little while when she isnt busy, he wont go crazy


that's insane. if i don't text someone back immediately or i miss a call it means i'm busy have the phone on silent or something simple like that and i assume the same of others. sure it could be something worse but why assume that first? if you stub your toe do you assume you have cancer? makes about as much sense.

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Mon 07/13/09 11:20 PM

See.....Women are different. Some say they want to be friends and really want more...others say that they want to be just friends and mean it.


Maybe you should call her or hang out with her instead of texting...I think that you would be able to tell what she is feeling much better that way.


absolutely right. what's next, passing her a folded note that says "do you like me?" and it has a yes box and a no box for her to check? man i got so many "yes" checks in first grade because i was so smooth. :laughing:

just ask her what she wants. if she wants to play games tell her go go buy jenga and stop bugging you.

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Mon 07/13/09 10:23 PM

a good rule of thumb is...put yourself in their place. If you wouldn't like it....then don't do it


that's a tricky one. every woman who has ever tried to think like me has failed miserably. i'm not surprised considering i wouldn't be able to think like a woman either.

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Mon 07/13/09 10:19 PM
old but good. serious overdancing...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUrRl5l1dio

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Mon 07/13/09 09:59 PM
i'm more likely to text than call and that's only if i actually have something worth saying.

i meet my parents for dinner most sundays. idk if that's "too close" to family or not.


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Mon 07/13/09 09:51 PM
let me tell you what's NOT a statement that i'm not into her. if i'm in a really bad mood and i say i'd like to be alone for a while to unwind. just because your in a relationship does not mean you have to be all over each others' business constantly.

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Mon 07/13/09 09:48 PM
i'd say don't "play" anything. games suck.

just ask him if he likes "fight the good fight" by triumph or "shake hands with beef" by primus better. he'll say, "what a weird question but both songs are great," and then you know you have a keeper....or something. ok it might not be a perfect tactic but it won't work any worse than what you've tried right? laugh

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Mon 07/13/09 09:28 PM
i don't remember. last time i had a serious long-term relationship the economy was decent and new york had two huge buildings dominating the skyline.

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Mon 07/13/09 09:06 PM

If it's complicated...some one is doing something wrong.


good answer.

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Mon 07/13/09 09:04 PM



As for the not being as hot...well that may be so, depends on the person looking I guess.


i expected stronger more hateful reactions to that....not that i wanted them. i looked better 10 years ago too. well, actually pretty much the same but i was in a lot better shape.

interestingly, some women actually do look better around 40 than around 20. that's a pretty cool deal.

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Mon 07/13/09 08:56 PM


Flow-bee...the ultimate in hair cutting...just attach to a vacuum


That sounds frightening noway


laugh yeah it was the "suck cut" on wayne's world. it scared the crap out of garth.

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Mon 07/13/09 08:53 PM
no kidding. every time i have to get my state inspecions done i hate it. some stranger driving my babies around and the law says i have to let themmad! it's about as offensive as the law granting lords the right of prima nocta.

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