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I finally got my results back from my doctor
its rather bad news I have what is known as Kissing Terrets. I kiss the one I love for no apparent reason. 
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i'll be your captain if you'll be my ship...and the captain always goes down with the ship
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Can I lick your bawls?
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(holding a Shot of JD)
Excuse me, but I'm not a heavy drinker, If I drink this Shot, would you make sure I get to your place ok. 
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(holding a Shot of JD) Excuse me, but I'm not a heavy drinker, If I drink this Shot, would you make sure I get to your place ok.
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(holding a Shot of JD) Excuse me, but I'm not a heavy drinker, If I drink this Shot, would you make sure I get to your place ok.
As long as it is JD! Corney but kind of funny! |
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Wanna ****? |
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Can I lick your bawls? 
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once upon a time as a part time job in the local natural history museum in England I had a part time job while I was a student in the university. I used to varnish a dinosaur's skeleton to bring back the shine.
My favourite pick up line in the pubs was (and it worked wonders) "I paint the toenails of dinosaurs what do you do for a living?" And it was not a lie either. 
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Excuse me Miss, here touch my shirt.
Now doesn't that feel like boyfriend material to you? |
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(wait till a really easy to recognize song is playing)
I'll bet you tomorrows dinner you can't guess the name of this song playing. |
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 These are funny
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(holding a Shot of JD) Excuse me, but I'm not a heavy drinker, If I drink this Shot, would you make sure I get to your place ok.
Good one!
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(holding a Shot of JD) Excuse me, but I'm not a heavy drinker, If I drink this Shot, would you make sure I get to your place ok.
Good one!
I made it up as I was typing, but where was it when I was clubbing years ago? |
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Walk up to a group and say:
"This conversation is more dead than Heath Ledger's acting career!" Someone is bound to say something. My friend told me this joke, I know it is messed up. |
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OMG! That was horrid!
And so totally not a pick up line. Try again! 
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( acting as if you lost a contact on the floor )
Can you help me find this contact? if you help me look I'll take you out to dinner. |
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Today is the first day of my new diet, you in the morning noon evening and night.
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Hi my name's Kristy...that's KY insert wrist. Then I stick out my hand with my thumb tucked under my outstretched fingers in a handshake gesture.
Okay, so it won't work for anyone else. 
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Hi my name's Kristy...that's KY insert wrist. Then I stick out my hand with my thumb tucked under my outstretched fingers in a handshake gesture. Okay, so it won't work for anyone else.
LOL
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