100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Community > Posts By > vortecpowered
|
Topic:
Motherly Love
|
|
Well, go take the air valve caps off of her car and if she says something to you just tell her you are not doing anything wrong.......... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
what does...
|
|
it means they want a buddy to brag to about all the sex they're having...just not with you.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Interviewed for clinician position today. My boss asked me " so you graduated in 05', why haven't you worked as a clinician. After giving her my answer she replied " ok..... Well to be honest if I didn't know you and I saw your resume I wouldn't meet with you because of that gap". Sucks for me yeah. unfortunately that's true even though many people have damn good reasons for gaps even before this whole economic breakdown. i've taken risks recommending the hiring of people that looked terrible on paper and it turned out great. good luck man. seriously. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZt64_XOflk
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Fruit Flies
|
|
plug every sink in the house, fill them about 1/4 with water and dump in some bleach and crack a window. leave them like that overnight or longer if you can. the bugs will go away. it worked great for me last year.
bug repellant candles sort of work too but they make the house smell weird for quite a while. thankfully i learned that by someone else trying it. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
How about gynecology? That's pretty much right up any guy's alley so to speak...unless you're not into vaginas of course. Then there's always proctology. i'd hate that job. digging around in infected, overused, smelly, or just plain unattractive or nasty vaginas all day sounds terrible. and even worse, what if i was dealing with hot ones but got desensitized and bored with them? not cool! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
You're an OR nurse? You would have absolutely cracked up at me if you had been there when I had surgery. I was so high when they wheeled me into the OR, I hit on the OR nurse like there was no tomorrow. Told him how cute he was and what I'd like to do to him. Funny too...I couldn't even see what he looked like because I had to take my contact lenses out. I'm blind as a bat without them...AND I didn't remember what all I said to him until I woke up after the surgery. I was SO embarrassed. 
 i was kissing the nurse before and after a surgery years ago. oh, yeah she just happened to be my girlfriend at the time. i'm really surprised they let her assist.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
its called radiology and it has mass interaction with the patient and sometimes you have to deal with things you'll never want to see. trust me. no matter what medical field you go into you'll have to deal with something that isn't pretty. my mom has worked for kaiser for 24 years and i have roamed those halls as a kid and have seen some crazy stuff in my day. so if you're goin into the medical field.. you can't be queamish. unless you go into medical transcriptionist work. or medical records. EDIT!! oh yeah and pharmacy tech is a good one... but the responsibility is insanely stressful. exactly. radiologists do a lot of face-to-face plus there's often actual physical contact of positioning a limb, helping people onto a CT or MRI machine, etc. and you know kids will freak out at the unknown (i didn't. got nervous sometimes but mostly found it interesting). on the good side, you'd probably deal with less blood and feces than doctors and nurses have to. there's a plus. if you got really lucky the machines might malfunction horribly and give you some cool super powers. i recommend MRI. control over magnetic fields would be cool. just ask Magneto. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i thought this was a joke. the commercial just seemed to corny. but i checked their actual website. holy crap, it's real
i guess "comfort wipe" is a better name than "stick up your ***". it sort of looks like a sex toy though...with pinchers. i've had disturbing thoughts about the nature of tp before. let's think about it...if you got crap on your hands and just wiped it off with paper would you call that clean? no. i realize most people don't use their b-holes to pick up food or hold the phone but it's nice to have it clean anyway. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Speaking of lawsuits..
Edited by
vortecpowered
on
Thu 07/09/09 11:50 PM
|
|
Hmmm, don't know if he did or not...but my first question would be if the statue of limitations had expired... 
is that like a statuTe of limitations?
if he snuck into this chick's room it was probably to play with her barbie dolls. to this day he loves pretty blondes made mostly of plastic. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Teenagers....
|
|
....yeah....so ever since I changed my profile pic today I get nothing but e-mails from 18 and 19 year olds asking me to teach them a few things. What do I look like??? The naughty nanny? The babelicous babysitter? The trampy teacher? SHEEEESH!!! maybe they heard how much i enjoyed dating a 38 year old when i was 19  .
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
today i found out...
|
|
this storyline was better when sydney found out about her half-sister nadia on alias.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
CALLING all CAR MECHANICS
|
|
Stock car drivers put in a 4 point harness system. Get one. hell yeah! i may be putting some in my k5 blazer since the factory belts don't help much offroad. if the motorized door belts detach (most cars have a buckle on there for that) you can lock the belts in their driving position and just buckle and unbuckle them as needed. ghetto? maybe. but you won't get a ticket and they should be just as safe. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
hard call or not?
|
|
you'd feel a lot worse if you'd underreacted and she ended up dead. better to have her annoyed and alive. and gayfifer is right. she needs to grow up and get help or something instead of dragging you down.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
i just swallow my sadness and one day it will turn into testicular cancer. great.
or i hop i go cruise a bit. which vehicle i choose depends on weather and exact nature of the crappy mood. george is the bomb..love the "stuff" stand up bit...lol even his 90s sitcom was pretty good. seeing him as rufus in the bill & ted movies is hilarious, especially when he wears foam rubber. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
my shoulder really hurts
|
|
woohoo! pity party at scotty's house.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Charged for car loaner
|
|
every time i've been in a situation like that the other person's insurance pays for every penny, but that's because i'm a hardass and keep hammering on them. the way i see it, i shouldn't be out any money for someone else's stupidity or carelessness.
damaging someone's vehicle should be punishable by death. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
my shoulder really hurts
|
|
Can you raise your arm .. if not you may have a torn rotator cuff.. will need an MRI to be sure though... been there. it's no fun but a good sports rehab person can help a lot if it's not too severe. my friend worked on me and i think she did so just so i'd be back in action in time to help her move  .
your other option is run around yelling and slam it into a wall like riggs does on lethal weapon. ok, dislocation is a different situation but try it anyway. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
warning!
|
|
My favorite was a giant empty pickle bucket we had at our old work to water plants with... it was something like Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice. What a way to go. i have 2 giant pickle buckets too. the warning sticker was great. the kid was wearing footy pajamas with the trap door for the butt while he was drowning. the car seat anchor points in most modern cars have labels that look like it's telling you to tie the seat to a boat anchor and toss it in the water. not exactly a warning label but not the greatest instructions. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
vortecpowered
on
Thu 07/09/09 09:32 PM
|
|
I would go back to the roaring 40's and get a snazzy dress, the old west and bring back a buffalo nickel, and make a stop at a Beatles concert. is that like a sequel to the roaring 20s?
|
|
|
|
|
Previous
