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"umm lets see, im a male obvisoly, i have been single for almost 2 years now and im tired of it- im lookin to meet someone whom i could be friends with first and then maybee a intamate realashionship- its all about trust and communacation, im a writer lyrics mostly. im very down to earth and relaxed, im here for true love and companionship, not just a peace of tail so i would like to make a great friend if nothing else. the simple things in life mean the most. "
This was good.. he's a writer... 
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What about...
Hey yall fine fillies. This iz yer lucky day!  (((AD))) |
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Hey Cutie! No fair quoting MY profile!
  
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I'm a down to earth, laied back type of person, I like to travel to new places and do new things. I love the beach. . I like the outdoors, camping, fishing, ect... "Nascar"/ football on sundays I like to cook. I can be a bit of a romantic at times, holsing hands, kiss for no reason at all, walks on the beach, sending flowers for no reason. Iam honest and will not stand for liers, I treat others how I would want to be treated,
My friends would say I am fun,dependable, honest, and a nice guy. Isn't this the standard format that all guys copy and paste? |
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What is that you're standing on?
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I love holsing hands....
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My personal favorite:
"However..... I am very constipated right now." |
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"umm lets see, im a male obvisoly, i have been single for almost 2 years now and im tired of it- im lookin to meet someone whom i could be friends with first and then maybee a intamate realashionship- its all about trust and communacation, im a writer lyrics mostly. im very down to earth and relaxed, im here for true love and companionship, not just a peace of tail so i would like to make a great friend if nothing else. the simple things in life mean the most. " This was good.. he's a writer...
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My personal favorite: "However..... I am very constipated right now." HEY..... You can't quote from your own profile, smartazz...  Alert! Attention whore here! Alert!
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My personal favorite: "However..... I am very constipated right now." NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO ! ! |
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Another real one:
"im just lookin 4 somebody whos nice and would like 2 have fun with me and off be serious if we get to be something more than friends hahaha yesssssssssssssssssssss!" Remember, it's a lot easier to type when you let go of the crack pipe first. |
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My personal favorite: "However..... I am very constipated right now." OH.....I think we've all been there. |
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AD~~ this is a real one that is going to put yours to shame....
before i got on my music game i said i was going to make it and everybody buddy said not now they know my name and they hollar out **** hot cause my name started blowen up quick i used to have to ride a bike with 2 flat tires now im 4 door and when they see **** they all wanna hire i went from being a bus boy with stains on my sleave now they get the door for me and say **** dont leave in 07 i only had 3 dollars to my name now its 08 and ****s on his game |
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Another real one: "im just lookin 4 somebody whos nice and would like 2 have fun with me and off be serious if we get to be something more than friends hahaha yesssssssssssssssssssss!" Oh Good Lord I've SEEN this one! Of course I'm sure there's more than one just like it out there... Was that on Yahoo Lex?? Or POF? |
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AD~~ this is a real one that is going to put yours to shame.... before i got on my music game i said i was going to make it and everybody buddy said not now they know my name and they hollar out **** hot cause my name started blowen up quick i used to have to ride a bike with 2 flat tires now im 4 door and when they see **** they all wanna hire i went from being a bus boy with stains on my sleave now they get the door for me and say **** dont leave in 07 i only had 3 dollars to my name now its 08 and ****s on his game Why do I have the sudden urge to rush out and buy some huge chrome rims? |
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I love the ones that say "seperated" that kind of rat's them out from the start in my book. Like I would really want to be on stand bye until they clean up their life? Don't think so.
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Was that on Yahoo Lex?? Or POF? POF. |
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"This picture was taken by a deer camera. I don't usually look that grim"
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What??? No misspells, no run-on sentences, and you have capitalization. MARRY ME!!!
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And again:
"i am kinndof stuck in my own ways and am very open minded" |
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