*rolls eyes and sighs*

Yanno you guys disappoint me. You've brought in any and all portions of amazingly dysfunctional profiles for a compilation by the OP.

Yet you leave off my absolute favorite .............

From the person who thinks all the rest of us would WANT the following interested parties to HAVE these covetable traits:

((( NO HATERS )))

((( NO GAMES )))

((( NO LIARS )))

and MY personal favorite:

((( NO DRAMA )))

how about some duplication posts for the newbie

Fade is stuttering tonight.

Ohhh yeah, you gotta love the ones who feel the need to declare the OBVIOUS.

As if the rest of us are looking for someone to cheat, lie, and steal??

Here is a popular theme...

Lets ride my motorcycle
Just like about anything not a picky person. Having fun is important. My son,my bike an my dog r important. But my bike doesnt come before friends.

But you'll notice it DID come before his dog...

I like the ones where the only selling point is:

'I won't hit you.'

Then the rest is about what they want.

"iam different and i think god made me these way for a resion, iam ready to start a a new begging an a new life ,by taking chances and i thing beening in a relisionship,but iaming welling to,just because i get my heart broking twice with in the past 2years,but i not one that stays down for long,but once i bounce back to my ownself you would feel in love,i rember when i met these boy just about 3weeks ago and he had so many secerts but thing about was we rush thing and the very next day he told me he love me ,because we click so while but then afert a while he only came around for sex like iwont going to found out.but when i ask him to buy me something to eat he change the sudjects,just then i saw past his charm an saw right throw him.so no matter how slick u think ur iam 10 steps ahead of you."

My comment on this one: "I think it's time you went back to your own dimension."

Or...

I want a woman who....
and she has to...
she MUST not under any circumstances...
I want...
I want...
I want...



Then, no information about him/her

Was that a guy's or a gal's profile Jist??


And what happened to Lex? He's the wellspring of profile commentary here...



So think back here - what is your FAVORITE line or bit from a profile??

First off, I am not looking to be some one sugar daddy. I am looking for is some one that would like to have quility time and effort. Weather we are watching the news or just fixing supper.

Gotta be the deer camera.

Wow Lex, that made my brain bleed a little...



Hey Lex, what's YOUR favorite line of babble from what you've seen over the years?

Lex, I am different and begging for a new life, too.

I think you should hit that up... hurry! Hurry! You could write together... you can take her to Arby's when she asks you to buy her something to eat...

Do you think she'd see right through your charms and throw you too?

I'm trying to pick one now, but the archives are extensive. Here's one I give bonus points to, for sheer honesty:

"I don't like to do that much stuff. Exercise is hard. I like chairs and sitting."

Is this a guy?....I think I'd like him.

You found Handybills sister-cousin-wife? That's pretty good work! I'm impressed!




I've seen it on both genders.
Usually worded as:

I won't never hit you.

Which can be construed as.. You may want to learn to duck!

Here's another one I really like, mainly because I like the "big as" reference even though it makes no sense:


"Im sexii i lyke to have sex,and do sexii things... whateva u want to do i will do it..any time, anywhere and any plce. Im black,5'3 big as tits,and is ready to do anything that comes my way"

That's fvckin priceless!

Ok, here's my favorite - at least until I remember something else I like better.

And I swear this is true. The opening line of a lady's profile - I think it was on yahoo.


"I'm intelligent, if your not don't bother."