But DOES she 4u? You'll notice she said "someone to date" then changed it to "MAYBE date".

Then again maybe not?

Please define "Most" ?!?

most meaning half or less...then they post a picture of themselves with a big smile with missing teeth...

Have a good night all - have to get up early Ciao

"i really hate these things, considering no one can really sum themselves up in a tiny white box. but here ya go: my personality cannot be summed up in three words or less."

Dull.

One word.

What do I win?

"well i am 26 and i am looking for a nice women to take me as is i am very nice i dont care about how you look i just want you to love me i will do the world for you you just have to love me and care like theres no tomaro for me i cant spell too good i am all new at this so take me for who i am not what i look like or how big or small my wine wine is dam it sucks being single all the rules its like being in school i am adhd too its a hiper atcvie problem but i am a very loving caring do the word for ya porson and i help my mom and dad alot ya there the only think i have left just dont fuzt my heart around thank you so much peace out 2 ya looking for some one to move in only"

The header for this one gave it all away though:

"i am looking for some one to move in with me 40 archers and houes up north"

40 archers would have been one hell of a great defense back in 982 A.D.

Yeah, I'm having images of that old "Defend Your Castle" game where you throw little stick men around and buy archers to fill the turrets.

And what is a "houe"? Again which letter or letters are missing? Are there forty of THOSE as well??

Maybe the 40 houes are to keep the 40 archers occupied during the slow season.

OOn the positive side, without these lovely profiles, think of all the entertainment you'd be missing out on. I was just happy not to read a quote from mine, though I am fairly sure that I had at least one of those in the first profile I made up.

"I will tell you later.qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq"


-- makes you want to rush over there and give her a big hug.

"I LIKE TO GO OUT TO PARTYS AND I LIKE TO HANG WITH OUT WITH MY FRIENDS."

-- Hang WHAT without your friends?

"im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot im hot gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina gina"

-- What's the REAL message here....?

Gotta make that character requirement y'know...

"just sho me ya body parts if you are willing then cum and talk to me i will be waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is basically somethin that i need to fufill my fantacy....."

-- notice how nobody ever has a fantacy about a spelling book....

That's easy!

"im not im not im not im not im not im not im not im not
im not im not im not im not"

"im a out going down to earthe kind of girl that likes hicking camping hanging out i would like to meet some one that dones not like just sitting around"

-- Yeah, who doesn't like hicking....?!

"I am looking for a man who know how to treat a women. Able to take me out and has job."

-- Hulk have job! Hulk superhero! Hulk smash all puny men who not have job!

And you make Hulk angry!

Now Hulk Take You OUT!

"I would consider myself to be outgoing, energetic, attractive. Hmm... about what im looking for. I don't really have any expectations with this at this point but im looking for someone professional, attractive, spontaneous, and most importantly? Someone who can make me laugh."

-- Good thing you don't have any expectations.

"I am with someone now, and he's a total douche bag"

-- As opposed to what....?

"My life is nothing but a constant struggle of happiness and contentment."

-- That's NOT a struggle, unless you're a masochist.