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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile
lilith401's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:55 PM

love novelty and enjoy pursing anything that interests me


Hmmmm.....Clepto?


That's a good one... laugh

carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:55 PM
Maybe he needs to get off the chouch.

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Sun 03/09/08 06:58 PM

..since moving back here people i used to know..have all gone away


No no.. I know.
They lived in Middletown, Pennsylvania prior to March 28, 1979.

3 mile Island

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:59 PM
"What am I looking for

The guy who makes love to you

as he's racing out the door"


-- Have you ever actually TRIED that?


That would make one HELL of a porn film!


dazzling_dave's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:59 PM

Because I think my post got lost on the bottom of the last page...



Ok, here's my favorite - at least until I remember something else I like better. :tongue:

And I swear this is true. The opening line of a lady's profile - I think it was on yahoo.


"I'm intelligent, if your not don't bother."




Couldn't have been that intelligent if she didn't know the difference between your and you're.

TravelArranger's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:02 PM
Don't forget the ones that say they are widowed with 2 children that are with his mother while he is in the UK buying art and will fly to visit you right away if you wire him the money for a ticket noway laugh laugh laugh

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:05 PM

Don't forget the ones that say they are widowed with 2 children that are with his mother while he is in the UK buying art and will fly to visit you right away if you wire him the money for a ticket noway laugh laugh laugh


noway What the... ??

Now THAT is a new twist!

TravelArranger's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:09 PM
and some people fall for scams like that...I saw a special on 20/20 a few months ago...very sad...

carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:09 PM
I often find myself busier that a beaver in a naked furniture factory and yet I know how to slow down and enjoy life so...

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:12 PM
Edited by AaronzDad on Sun 03/09/08 07:19 PM
MUST LOVE DOGS,CATS,AND MEALWORMS!!


I have to say, this one scares the bejeezus outta me iam4u...


carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:12 PM
"have no idea what to say ,,ask and i will tell u i enjoy almost anything except stepping in dog dodo"


My dream man.

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Sun 03/09/08 07:17 PM
"Well about me Im a hard woring girl that likes to hang out with friends and go dancing and just having a good time."


-- It's the "hard woring" that has me concerned....

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:18 PM

"Well about me Im a hard woring girl that likes to hang out with friends and go dancing and just having a good time."


-- It's the "hard woring" that has me concerned....



Yeah, is that missing an "H" or a "K"??

And does it make any difference?? huh

chevylover1965's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:19 PM

Don't forget the ones that say they are widowed with 2 children that are with his mother while he is in the UK buying art and will fly to visit you right away if you wire him the money for a ticket noway laugh laugh laugh
dang, you mean she's not coming to see me ? sad

no photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:22 PM
"In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer."

-- this would have been pretty impressive (albeit needlessly convoluted) if not for "undebiable."

Kaseynej's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:27 PM

"In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer."

-- this would have been pretty impressive (albeit needlessly convoluted) if not for "undebiable."



I would bet that lady was reading the posts and spent days coming up with something to make her sound more intelligent. Who talks like that? It's reads more like a quote.

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Sun 03/09/08 07:27 PM
"Im petite. 5 ft 120 lbs.Im fun 2 be around and im basically looking for someone to date and maybe date."

-- How do you feel about dating?


AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:27 PM

"In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer."

-- this would have been pretty impressive (albeit needlessly convoluted) if not for "undebiable."


I don't know Lex, I kind of like this one. And you have to allow the N key is right next to the B.

I'm just impressed that she actually has something to say - and can say it well!

no photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:29 PM

"Im petite. 5 ft 120 lbs.Im fun 2 be around and im basically looking for someone to date and maybe date."

-- How do you feel about dating?


laugh She knows what she wants....bigsmile

TravelArranger's photo
Sun 03/09/08 07:30 PM
how about the men that list in their profile: still have most of their teeth!! noway

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