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love novelty and enjoy pursing anything that interests me Hmmmm.....Clepto? That's a good one... |
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Maybe he needs to get off the chouch.
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..since moving back here people i used to know..have all gone away No no.. I know. They lived in Middletown, Pennsylvania prior to March 28, 1979. 3 mile Island |
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"What am I looking for
The guy who makes love to you as he's racing out the door" -- Have you ever actually TRIED that? That would make one HELL of a porn film! |
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Because I think my post got lost on the bottom of the last page... Ok, here's my favorite - at least until I remember something else I like better. And I swear this is true. The opening line of a lady's profile - I think it was on yahoo. "I'm intelligent, if your not don't bother." Couldn't have been that intelligent if she didn't know the difference between your and you're. |
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Don't forget the ones that say they are widowed with 2 children that are with his mother while he is in the UK buying art and will fly to visit you right away if you wire him the money for a ticket
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Don't forget the ones that say they are widowed with 2 children that are with his mother while he is in the UK buying art and will fly to visit you right away if you wire him the money for a ticket What the... ?? Now THAT is a new twist! |
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and some people fall for scams like that...I saw a special on 20/20 a few months ago...very sad...
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I often find myself busier that a beaver in a naked furniture factory and yet I know how to slow down and enjoy life so...
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Edited by
AaronzDad
on
Sun 03/09/08 07:19 PM
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MUST LOVE DOGS,CATS,AND MEALWORMS!!
I have to say, this one scares the bejeezus outta me iam4u... |
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"have no idea what to say ,,ask and i will tell u i enjoy almost anything except stepping in dog dodo"
My dream man. |
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"Well about me Im a hard woring girl that likes to hang out with friends and go dancing and just having a good time."
-- It's the "hard woring" that has me concerned.... |
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"Well about me Im a hard woring girl that likes to hang out with friends and go dancing and just having a good time." -- It's the "hard woring" that has me concerned.... Yeah, is that missing an "H" or a "K"?? And does it make any difference?? |
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Don't forget the ones that say they are widowed with 2 children that are with his mother while he is in the UK buying art and will fly to visit you right away if you wire him the money for a ticket |
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"In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer."
-- this would have been pretty impressive (albeit needlessly convoluted) if not for "undebiable." |
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"In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer." -- this would have been pretty impressive (albeit needlessly convoluted) if not for "undebiable." I would bet that lady was reading the posts and spent days coming up with something to make her sound more intelligent. Who talks like that? It's reads more like a quote. |
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"Im petite. 5 ft 120 lbs.Im fun 2 be around and im basically looking for someone to date and maybe date."
-- How do you feel about dating? |
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"In all of my simplicity there can be found an undebiable poetic complexity that is far more intrinsic and sublime than the average lady has to offer." -- this would have been pretty impressive (albeit needlessly convoluted) if not for "undebiable." I don't know Lex, I kind of like this one. And you have to allow the N key is right next to the B. I'm just impressed that she actually has something to say - and can say it well! |
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"Im petite. 5 ft 120 lbs.Im fun 2 be around and im basically looking for someone to date and maybe date." -- How do you feel about dating? |
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how about the men that list in their profile: still have most of their teeth!!
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