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I love the ones that say "seperated" that kind of rat's them out from the start in my book. Like I would really want to be on stand bye until they clean up their life? Don't think so. Mine says seperated because I am. Why lie? I'm not married and not yet divorced. |
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"I AM VERY LAID BACK,LOOKING FOR A FRIEND THAT I CANTALK TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH.I LIKE TO COOK READ LISTEN TO MUSIC AND READ GOSSIP MAGAZINES. I AM A FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO HAS A VERY VULUMPTIOUS BODY."
Gotta love them vulumptious ones. |
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And again: "i am kinndof stuck in my own ways and am very open minded" Self-delusion is essential for a quality on-line relationship. 
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"This picture was taken by a deer camera. I don't usually look that grim"
What in blueblazes is a DEER CAMERA ???? ? ? Is Bambi snapping shots now?? |
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And again: "i am kinndof stuck in my own ways and am very open minded" Those are the ones that usually send you a picture of themselves in the nude....eeeww most are so gross you would think they wouldn't even want to see themselves nude. |
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"I AM VERY LAID BACK,LOOKING FOR A FRIEND THAT I CANTALK TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH.I LIKE TO COOK READ LISTEN TO MUSIC AND READ GOSSIP MAGAZINES. I AM A FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WHO HAS A VERY VULUMPTIOUS BODY." Gotta love them vulumptious ones. How hard is it to spell voluminous correctly? Geeze! |
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Dear God this is too much! You guys are KILLING ME!!!
I had no idea this was going to be SO FREAKING FUNNY!!! In the immortal words of Lili Von Shtupp: "It's twue! It's twue!" Truth IS stranger than fiction. You can't make this $h!t up! |
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Edited by
lilith401
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Sun 03/09/08 05:40 PM
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I think the deer camera put some deer urine on him, maybe?
Here's a real winner I just found.... I would love to model or give a show to a woman, you bring the ruler; I do parties...No money exchanged and no strings attached. Wonder if I can bring a measuring tape instead? Think that might hurt? 
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What in blueblazes is a DEER CAMERA ???? ? ? Is Bambi snapping shots now?? This, coming from the giant squirrel killer. |
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"This picture was taken by a deer camera. I don't usually look that grim"
What in blueblazes is a DEER CAMERA ???? ? ? Is Bambi snapping shots now?? A deer camera shouldn't be confused with a beer camera, however - y'know the cameras that take pictures that look good after a few beers.
Too catty?
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What in blueblazes is a DEER CAMERA ???? ? ? Is Bambi snapping shots now?? This, coming from the giant squirrel killer.
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How hard is it to spell voluminous correctly? Geeze!
The HYSTERICAL part of this is only about seven people on here will get it!!!
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and no strings attached. Well.. That is reassuring.. But what is he gonna do with the detached string? |
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This is the oldest person I've seen on a dating site:
"I am 192 and have a 42d chest looking for couples and girls to have sex" |
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This is the oldest person I've seen on a dating site: "I am 192 and have a 42d chest looking for couples and girls to have sex" Uh oh....is he from Ohio? I thing I dated him once. |
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This is the oldest person I've seen on a dating site: "I am 192 and have a 42d chest looking for couples and girls to have sex" Uh oh....is he from Ohio? I thing I dated him once. No, this is a woman! Men rarely live that long. |
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This is the oldest person I've seen on a dating site:
"I am 192 and have a 42d chest looking for couples and girls to have sex" Uh oh....is he from Ohio? I thing I dated him once. 
I don't know which is more terrifying, the original statement or the image of a guy with a 42d chest!  
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I love the ones that say "seperated" that kind of rat's them out from the start in my book. Like I would really want to be on stand bye until they clean up their life? Don't think so. Mine says seperated because I am. Why lie? I'm not married and not yet divorced. Hmmm not yet divorced is still married in my book. Sorry if it sounds hard hearted. Will give you credit for telling the truth and follow your threads to see what you are about but not about to date anyone that is still a little bit married. Kind of like being a little bit pregnant. Getting a divorce is not the hard and doesn't take that long if you just "do it". Even by publication it is what 90 days in most states? I don't think anybody died for not having a date that long but maybe I just haven't heard of it. |
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This is the oldest person I've seen on a dating site: "I am 192 and have a 42d chest looking for couples and girls to have sex" Really? Can you forward that to me privately? I'd like to have a look see. Or e-mail them maybe...... |
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This is the oldest person I've seen on a dating site: "I am 192 and have a 42d chest looking for couples and girls to have sex" Really? Can you forward that to me privately? I'd like to have a look see. Or e-mail them maybe...... Back off, Lil. You have a man. This one's all mine! 
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