"What am I looking for

The guy who makes love to you

as he's racing out the door"


-- Have you ever actually TRIED that?

ok,heres some.

I don't have notin to say abut me?



I am only looking for people to make into people.




MUST have a very open-mind and a true desire to lesten and help.
Someone very compassionate and caring.
NO-PLAYERS.NO DRUGGIES. NO MEN TRYING TO BE BOYS. NO BOYS TRYING TO BE MEN. AND MUST LOVE DOGS,CATS,AND MEALWORMS!!

Here's one of the best ones.

If I do NOT reply to you it is because they have caught me!



I can ONLY be here when its my lunch break, but I try to eat fast!


Have you ever made love on a hog farm?


Must love to be tied up and tickled, then have tooth picks stuck up under your toe-nails...
OK,,,lolI made THAT ONE up....lol.lol

"art.
coffee
hello kitty.
sushi.
pervert"

-- apparently, this is some sort of shopping list.

It makes perfect sense to me, Lexy... she has Breasteses, Big Azz ones... Pendulum swingers that cross all barriers of space and time...

"I am very fun and love you have a good time"

-- are you Yoda?

my personal favorites are

"I am the only child of my dead parents"

and

"I am xx years old. My parents had me when I was just a child!"

"i babysits kids and i want to be in love and get merry."

-- Boundless ambition is a HUGE turn-on.

"Who really knows what to write in these things?"

-- Well, I know who DOESN'T....

"Hey, everybody my name is ******* im polish and Im 21 ? I really just enjoy having fun: clubbin, chillin, watchin movies, love music, sports(Football), shopping ? ?"

-- Not sure, are you?

I vaguely remember one from a different site that was pretty short lived.
She emailed me. I did not know what to say..so I did not write back.

The profile talked exclusively about all the bastards she had been with, and the curses she put on them.

Nothing that bad has happened to me, So I'm guessing she was out of bat wings and mouse tails..or whatever it was she used.

But there are some men out there she claims have erection issues, balding heads, financial problems, mysterious pains, missing limbs...etc..

Oh yea.. I almost forgot. She was very lonely.

Because I think my post got lost on the bottom of the last page...



Ok, here's my favorite - at least until I remember something else I like better.

And I swear this is true. The opening line of a lady's profile - I think it was on yahoo.


"I'm intelligent, if your not don't bother."

Ya THINK?!?

AD, You need to use more big words in your topic description. Then we can bow to the greatness of your vocabulary..

Yeah, I wonder if my neighbors wonder why I'm laughing so damn hard??

I love the ones that say my kids come first. Well yea we figure that is the case in dating, especially in the begining, but did they get their kids permission to be on line, to date, to marry? Kind of begs the question who is going to be in charge of the relationship and sounds like a good reason to run the other direction.

..... ooops.....

Dang.. where'd my post go?

homebody,handy,LATER...its later...any more i tend to sleep on the chouch,i think beds are over rated..i hate rolling over 3 times just to find out youre still alone..on a chouch you know right away!..since moving back here people i used to know..have all gone away

love novelty and enjoy pursing anything that interests me


Hmmmm.....Clepto?

Aliens?
You're a mass murderer?
They're trying to tell you something?
Stand closer to the soap when you shower?