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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile
LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sun 03/09/08 08:18 PM
"i was born in chicago illinois but am about to join the army so who knows were ill be" -- Here's a map. See this place called "Iraq"?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sun 03/09/08 08:23 PM
"Hey I am a girl who should have been born a boy." -- I can't help you with that one.

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sun 03/09/08 08:28 PM
Another favorite of mine is the Bold Headline MULTI-FAUCETED INDIVIDUALIST She's a real drip.

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Sun 03/09/08 08:36 PM
"Hey I am a girl who should have been born a boy." -- I can't help you with that one. MULTI-FAUCETED INDIVIDUALIST Does anyone else notice how these two might be able to help eachother out?

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sun 03/09/08 08:37 PM
"Hey I am a girl who should have been born a boy." -- I can't help you with that one. MULTI-FAUCETED INDIVIDUALIST Does anyone else notice how these two might be able to help eachother out? People helping people -- and isn't that what it's all about, when you come right down to it?

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sun 03/09/08 08:40 PM
And here I thought it was about chairs and sitting. Dammit I'm always out of the loop.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sun 03/09/08 08:44 PM
"20 year old female 5" looking for a fun man who knows how to have fun and knows how to treat a lady" -- She's FIVE INCHES TALL, people.... ....and apparently has some sort of hangup with "fun"....

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sun 03/09/08 08:48 PM
Well I know I would certainly have a lot of fun with a five inch tall woman! Think of the possibilities!!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Sun 03/09/08 08:52 PM
"I don't know what to say so. I'm a mother that don't want any games. If your gona act like a child i'll treat you like one. I have children so i don't want an adult that acts like one. That love kids and respect his mother. I don't care how you look or how much money you make. I am a big woman and if you don't like that you lose. I'm not like big and can't walk just a lot to hold on to big. Well if you like what you see you know what to do." -- Sometimes you wonder how a person can still be single....

Jistme Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 2991	Sun 03/09/08 08:53 PM
Well I know I would certainly have a lot of fun with a five inch tall woman! That line alone.. Kind of makes the dead squirrel look a lot more realistically sized!

winnie410 Joined Thu 09/21/06 Posts: 8143	Sun 03/09/08 08:55 PM
Since there is SO much material available out there I've decided to assemble one resplendent prototypical exhibit of inanities and malapropisms comprised of actual quotes collected from online profiles and missives everywhere. Any and all input, intentional or otherwise, is appreciated. Here is a beginning, a seed if you will, from Lex's brain. I don't know what to write here. I'm a fun person who likes to have fun. I'm easy-going and laid-back, and I love my friends. I like to go out or stay in. I would like to meet someone who doesn't play games and who is looking for something meaningful. Anything else you want to know, you'll have to ask. So what's YOUR favorite bit of stupidity? Quotes from online profiles anywhere and everywhere are welcome. And NO identifying stuff from anyone's profile on here! Generic absurdities are fair game. look at my profile. its quite different. lol

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sun 03/09/08 09:03 PM
Hiya Winnie! But Jist - THINK of the practical jokes you could play on everyone! Imagine the candid camera shots!

texasrose9 Joined Fri 08/17/07 Posts: 1140	Sun 03/09/08 09:06 PM
ROFLMAO..... I have tears streaming down my face I am laughing so much. This stuff is hilarious!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 03/10/08 07:40 AM
Headliner... "I am a one woman man loking for a one man woman" I am an onist man looking for an onist woman What is scary is that this word, 'onist' appears to be a term used for a "sense" that is an understanding of the real word...by a life coach. Okay then.

JaceKnows Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 5110	Mon 03/10/08 07:45 AM
"wahnt someone who is outgetting and works hard and has a good job and nows what he wants from life" Profession: not working right now

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 03/10/08 07:47 AM
"wahnt someone who is outgetting and works hard and has a good job and nows what he wants from life" Profession: not working right now But of course.... Why work when you "whant" someone who will do for you???

dcrdnk Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 5094	Mon 03/10/08 08:05 AM
Ones that get me is .... a few extra pounds ........ And then I ask myself which leg?????

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Mon 03/10/08 04:37 PM
ROFLMAO..... I have tears streaming down my face I am laughing so much. This stuff is hilarious! Yeah TR, this stuff kills me. And of course the commentary that's opened up by some of this stuff is better than the ludicrous original statements.

TravelArranger Joined Sun 02/25/07 Posts: 5214	Mon 03/10/08 04:50 PM
love this thread

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 03/10/08 04:54 PM
straight male looking to start life anew since divorce. Love llife just not the situations it deals us sometimes. I have always worked for myself and have a wide variety of intrest and would like to find domeonreto share them with. What is a demeonreto? Anyone? Lexy Lexicon?