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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile
carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:49 PM



I love the ones that say "seperated" that kind of rat's them out from the start in my book. Like I would really want to be on stand bye until they clean up their life? Don't think so.


Mine says seperated because I am. Why lie? I'm not married and not yet divorced.

Hmmm not yet divorced is still married in my book. Sorry if it sounds hard hearted. Will give you credit for telling the truth and follow your threads to see what you are about but not about to date anyone that is still a little bit married. Kind of like being a little bit pregnant. Getting a divorce is not the hard and doesn't take that long if you just "do it". Even by publication it is what 90 days in most states? I don't think anybody died for not having a date that long but maybe I just haven't heard of it.

Actually, I'm not dying because I don't have a date. I believe my profile states "someone to hang out with". My husband of 16 years left a month ago for some stupid bimbo, I've filed for divorce, there's no chance of reconciliation and I'm not going to come on here and lie or fabricate. I'm seperated....and couldn't be happier.

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Sun 03/09/08 05:50 PM
Another very helpful and informative profile:


"I'm not realy sure how to go about this."

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Sun 03/09/08 05:51 PM
Edited by Jistme on Sun 03/09/08 05:52 PM
Really? Can you forward that to me privately? I'd like to have a look see. Or e-mail them maybe......


You two missed the point on gender. did you not?

HMontana's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:51 PM

You two missed the point on gender. did you not?



Who's being picky?laugh

carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:51 PM

You two missed the point on gender. did you not?

I still say I think I dated him.

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Sun 03/09/08 05:52 PM
"I have 200 dogs I love them but they just dont talk back to me."


I'm pretty sure this is David Berkowitz masquerading as a woman but I can't prove it.


lilith401's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:52 PM
Edited by lilith401 on Sun 03/09/08 05:53 PM
Jist~~~Nope.

Montana~~And okay... okay .... I did call it first but you got a point. However, Jist's birthday is coming up and I so wanted to surprise him. Oh well, I'll keep looking.

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:53 PM
I love the ones that say "seperated" that kind of rat's them out from the start in my book. Like I would really want to be on stand bye until they clean up their life? Don't think so.

Mine says seperated because I am. Why lie? I'm not married and not yet divorced.

Hmmm not yet divorced is still married in my book. Sorry if it sounds hard hearted... - - ...


Pacific and Carefree you're both right. Or could be anyway, depending on the situation.

Care I think you'll admit MOST people on these dating sites who are "separated" are just recently dumped or out of (sometimes still IN) an ugly situation and are looking for a shoulder to cry on or some affirmation of their worth to someone else.

And Pacific we all know of cases where the marriage has been dead for a long time, the couple have been living separate lives for months or years, and it's all over but the judge's gavel. The emotional roller coaster has pretty much run it's course and they're moving on with their lives.

HMontana's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:54 PM
I REALLY like the profiles that offer up their yahoo account, so I can jump right on there and start chatting with them. They are cool.

I particularly like when the yahoo is something like, "ihaventhadadatein20_years" or "lookin4hos"

Yep. All over those!

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:54 PM
... However, Jist's birthday is coming up and I so wanted to surprise him...


I think I'm gonna be sick!! sick sick sick

carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:57 PM

I love the ones that say "seperated" that kind of rat's them out from the start in my book. Like I would really want to be on stand bye until they clean up their life? Don't think so.

Mine says seperated because I am. Why lie? I'm not married and not yet divorced.

Hmmm not yet divorced is still married in my book. Sorry if it sounds hard hearted... - - ...


Pacific and Carefree you're both right. Or could be anyway, depending on the situation.

Care I think you'll admit MOST people on these dating sites who are "separated" are just recently dumped or out of (sometimes still IN) an ugly situation and are looking for a shoulder to cry on or some affirmation of their worth to someone else.

And Pacific we all know of cases where the marriage has been dead for a long time, the couple have been living separate lives for months or years, and it's all over but the judge's gavel. The emotional roller coaster has pretty much run it's course and they're moving on with their lives.


I agree with really big squirrel man. We have alot of real estate to divide and it may take awhile. I just want to get on with my life, as he has, and enjoy this site...it's fun. Shoot me.

lilith401's photo
Sun 03/09/08 05:59 PM

... However, Jist's birthday is coming up and I so wanted to surprise him...


I think I'm gonna be sick!! sick sick sick


Green with envy I see.. laugh

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:00 PM
...really big squirrel man...


This picture was taken with a mouse camera. My squirrel isn't usually this big.

carefree101's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:01 PM

...really big squirrel man...


This picture was taken with a mouse camera. My squirrel isn't usually this big.


laugh laugh laugh laugh

HMontana's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:01 PM


... However, Jist's birthday is coming up and I so wanted to surprise him...


I think I'm gonna be sick!! sick sick sick


Green with envy I see.. laugh



Hey, AD, maybe we could meet in Ohio and join the party!laugh laugh

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Sun 03/09/08 06:01 PM

I think I'm gonna be sick!! sick sick sick


You are? I'm gonna be on another continent for my birthday.

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:04 PM
Hey, AD, maybe we could meet in Ohio and join the party!laugh laugh


It's a BYOB Party!



Bring Your Own Bleach!!

sick sick sick sick sick

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Sun 03/09/08 06:06 PM

...really big squirrel man...


This picture was taken with a mouse camera. My squirrel isn't usually this big.

blushing blushing A excuse me but do YOU think I might be able to borrow that mouse camera sometime?
I need to show someone how big my a,,,a,,,,,pinky is.:tongue:


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh bigsmile

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Sun 03/09/08 06:07 PM



It's a BYOB Party!



Bring Your Own Bleach!!

sick sick sick sick sick


I'm thinking BYOHSRS.

Bring Your Own Hermetically Sealed Rubber Suit

AaronzDad's photo
Sun 03/09/08 06:09 PM
laugh laugh laugh

I could open up a whole new concept in photography huh 4u?

Oh damn...




Let's get back to the idiotic profiles. That was funny! :tongue:

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