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SNORT!! (in massive font size for added emphasis)
if this isn't the funniest thread that i've ever read.... 
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"fkdjlsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakfjaslkfajkl,
kljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjlllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllljjjjhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Sorry, the tranlsator's not working. We'll have to wait until Superman gets here. |
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Edited by
papersmile
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Mon 11/03/08 04:19 PM
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"fkdjlsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakfjaslkfajkl, kljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjlllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllljjjjhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Sorry, the tranlsator's not working. We'll have to wait until Superman gets here. wow, lex made a typo. now THAT's funny! unless, of course, it was intentional. in that case, you can all laugh at me! |
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"Ok, here it is straight up. I have been burned, you have been burned, we've all been burned."
This week, on "Burn Unit".... |
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wow, lex made a typo. now THAT's funny! unless, of course, it was intentional. in that case, you can all laugh at me! You're right! All this illiteracy must be getting to me!  (No, that WAS a typo!) |
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"Why are we all here? For different things."
Thanks for clearing that up. I feel better now. |
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"Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you; Jesus Christ and Milwaukee Wisconsin."
I appreciate it and everything, but it's really not necessary.... |
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"SOMEDAY, everything WILL MAKE PERFECT SENSE.."
Except your profile. |
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I like to have pirate night. Wanna dress up like a pirate and come party with me?
Not on the first date. Aaarrrgghh! |
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"You probably know already........ask me a question I'll tell you no lies! typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing typing."
That's MUCH better than any sort of actual information about you! |
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"I am smart, fun, sexy and a bit of a smartass. You are smart, respectful, romantic and can deliver a kiss that will blow my mind every time."
Whoa, you're making a lot of assumptions there, sweetheart. |
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"Looking for my last first date!
Like my headline says, I'm waiting for my last first date........" Ran out of stuff kind of quick, huh? |
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you're on a roll Lex
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"Likes:
A man who has a job and has a good head on his shoulders. A man who knows how to treat a woman. A man who knows what it is like to have a child." Well, see, this is where it gets a little tricky.... |
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"I would like someone that looks at your heart."
cardiologistdating.com |
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This thread is hilarious!
*runs off to look at profiles on other sites* |
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"&& I'm kinda like a rubiks cube, confsuing to many but once ya have it figured out hard to forget!"
Mine's been in a shoebox way in the back of the closet since 1988, so that might not be the best analogy.... |
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"I hear from people that i'm so awesome which is a good thing to hear."
It's a huge responsibility to live up to, though. |
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"Well, what can I say...charming, witty, eclectic, sensual, fun and beautiful. Those are the Mayors own words...ask, go ahead."
OK, enough about the Mayor, now what about you? |
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"I'm not here to sell myself, I know what I'm looking for----do you????"
Hey, I'll ask the questions here. |
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