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| Topic: DC'S FUN HOUSE BAR & GRILL | |
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Sweet dreams...((((dc)))))
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g'nite ((((((((sprite))))))))
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex Therapist A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...! |
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sex Therapist A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!  LOL Where do you come up with all of these jokes? |
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jus' lucky that way I guess
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A blonde walks into a cleaners and drops off a blouse. The clerk says, "come again"! The blonde says, "No, it's mustard this time"! |
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs.
A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York , she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" |
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nite ya'll
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Nite  
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nite MariJ
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************************ TRUE STORY **************************
********************* RUG DOCTOR ***************************** *********aka how to get a refund************* A few years back my mother was commin' for visit. Well ya know how mothers can be? (white glove thang) Anyrate I go & rent a Rug Doctor. Ya know the ones that put the foam all over your carpet & scrub? then ya hook up the vac hose on the other end & it sucks it all up. Walah clean carpet. Well my luck it put all this foam all over my carpet & ya guessed it it didn't suck it up. After cleanin' up the mess w/towels on my hands & knees I might add. I was pissed! I loaded it up & went back to store I had rented it from & demanded my money back. A very cute little blonde was behind the counter. She ask what was weong w/it. I told her it put all this foam all over my carpet but would not suck it up. She acted like I was lyin' to her. This pissed me even more, so I replied. Mam it is like other things in life , if it puts out , but don't suck. IT IS OF NO USE TO ME! She promply refunded my $$......
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Well that's all I have time for 2nite , thanks for droppin' by.
G'night
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Lacking All Religion
A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?" Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer replied, "Naw, these are soybeans." "You don't understand," said the preacher. "Are you a Christian?" With the same amount of interest as his previous answer the farmer said, "Nope my name is Jones. You must be lookin for Jim Christian. He lives a mile south of here." The young determined preacher tried again asking the farmer, "Are you lost?" "Naw! I've lived here all my life," answered the farmer. "Are you prepared for the resurrection?" the frustrated preacher asked. This caught the farmer's attention and he asked, "When's it gonna be?" Thinking he had accomplished something the young preacher replied, "It could be today, tomorrow, or the next day." Taking a handkerchief from his back pocket and wiping his brow, the farmer remarked, "Well, don't mention it to my wife. She don't get out much and she'll wanna go all three days." |
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Hey DC! 
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Hey poison
sit a spell ...... nice out 2nite ..... if'n you're a duck
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Well, I do live in Oregon after all. We rust not tan!
Actually supposed to get to 60 tomorrow. May have to go fishing. |
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hi poision and dc
pretty cold here brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr haint see a duck |
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Hey Misty
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hi poision ya gonna tell a joke ??
dont make it to long ,, i mite get distracted
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