Can i hold your hand and help you down off that damn pedistal...Girlfriend...If you were the last girl on earth..i would have sex change operation...just to make you happy...dang that really sounded bad...lmfaorof....it was just a thought...

Cuppy doll....

What in the world have you been drinking tonight?....

ROFLMAO...

Well shoot..It made you ROF and LYAO...right...thats why Im hear...to make my friends laugh and you my friend, I have so much fun doing it with...

Hands her a drink and says,,,this one is pretty damn good..lol

Don't forget- EarthSprite just LOVES those Shirley Temples. So if you're gonna get her any drinks, get her those.

So I shouldnt have given her coke..was that a mistake. I mean the caffeine and all..Ohhh, thats why she was hanging from that tree 15 minutes ago...Dang...somebody better get her then..

No no no no no....

I like my tree....

This way I can see what's comin' and a goin'...

Tell the truth now...you practice for your balancing act when your sittin on all those guys...you dirty disgusting wench.... Up and down...keep goin

Make room in the nest 4 me sprite

I saw you comin' a mile away and already scooted over...

I know u have a nice warm nest 4 me darlin'...

Top 25 Things Biker Chicks Say....(That make Bikers love them!!)



1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?
3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my *****!
4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.
5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.
7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.
9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.
13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.
14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!
15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps.
16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.
17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.
18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley.
19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
21.) Christ, not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!
22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies.
23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!
25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!

DC you sexy thing ...whats up?

Hey darlin' , ..... You need me to kiss that boo boo foot of yours....

How ya doin' darlin'?....

No things are all cleaned up now,but thanks

Damn , mus' be loosin' my touch...

you will never guess what...... its been raining for a week now and the cows all drowned.....Fricken Noah never came to same them

well guess 3/14 is out huh?? ......

there is always 2009