ya might wanna ask sprite 'bout that XXX

Tell'er sprite ........ I'll be back

Been L@@KIN' for ya darlin'

could use your hep ....... gettin' busy




WELCOME HOME LAURA

dc...I think I'm going to let you do
that...I don't want to be giving out any
secrets about your drawers now...

heres one that will keep you guys laughing for a bit


Money for SEX
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute girl in his
office... but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give
you $100.00 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him,
then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money
on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked
it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend
thought about it a moment and then said, "Ask him for $200.00, then pick
up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened? Still breathing
hard, she managed to reply, "The b*stard had all quarters!"

Hey ((((((((((Laura)))))))))))

OMG.Laura...

You made me snork my coffee
with that one...

((((((SUZ)))))))

I so miss everyone,I have a few hours to kill today so I thought I would stop by

I miss you too Glad to see you for a bit anyway. How's everything going?

ouch sorry about that.

Next time I will post this warning
******WARNING********
put down all drinks

things have been rough but after I get over this weekend I should be fine intil the spring thaw

The Honeymoon's over


A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother."Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother."Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!""Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?""Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter."I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!""Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"Still sobbing, the bride replied,
"Oh, mamma . . . words like.....




dust, wash, iron, and cook!"

I'm sorry to hear that! If you need an ear, let me know

Thank you my friend.

but dont you think I would look funny with 3 ears

Nice ta know that mums the word

((((((bug))))) good ta see ya


laura that was some funny stuff


my 1st thought was that big jar o' quarters I have.















wanna drop by

LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

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Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?


Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?


Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.


Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.


Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.


Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?


Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.


Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.


Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.


Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he IS a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby



Murphy on Work
- There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

- The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).

- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

- You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

- People are always available for work in the past tense.

- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

- At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

- When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.