Hillary

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she tripped and fell over the bridge railing, landing in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.

She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland ."

Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."

Hi (((((Dc)))))

((((((((catch)))))))))

((((((((DC, Lisa))))))))))))

Good morning

(((( suz ))))

Hiya DC, how's your day so far?

got alot ta do @ the house....... ain't done it yet.

Me either, unless you count a 3 hour nap as getting something accomplished

been on here & on the phone ........ gotta go soon tho'

Well folks gotta close for now.

Hope I brought a brief moment of laughter N2 your life

Well folks gotta close for now.

Hope I brought a brief moment of laughter N2 your life

HELLO ..HELlo .....HEllo...... lo ....lo ..lo

damn echo

cya DC

Hey (((DC))), is this your thread yu was talking about sug, well I came in to say hi...

thanks for droppin' in hun

No prop, DC, gonna check out some poems, dam fine thread you got here....

thank ya darlin'

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
& lt; BR>When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew, he opened his eyes, was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN

The Monkey

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

He first grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. I'm sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running all around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a Maraschino cherry on the bar.

He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and then eats it.

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted, "Did you see what your monkey did now?", He asks.

"No what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

time ta hit the hay

gotta get up early for a mud bog 2morrow

g'nite ya'll