Thats not my usual tallent Misty. Remember, I'm the smart a$$

you are ??????????/i wasnt aware

Hi ((((((misty))))))

hi dc

got a short nice joke for me

awww ya peaked

dc did i miss something ?????

opens door ...........squeek ...... brushes off cobwebs




****************Rules for Life***************

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are;

- You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct Tape.

- Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

- Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

- If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

- And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Hey dc

hey isaac

glad ya dropped in ........ have a brew

Have a brew,
Don't mind if i do,
I'm good, how bout you?

You forgot bubble gum and baling twine

doin' good man

let me get ya an ice mug for your brew isaac

So kind,
Just curious i haven't tasted this beer yet...what is it?

(((((Dc))))))

my own brew ........ not realy ABC aproved , oh yeah don't light a match near it!!




(((((((catch))))))

where ya been darlin'???

looks like you have 'caught' yourself a fish...i'll leave and let you reel it in. Have a good night man.

No need ta leave man , here have another


Final Countdown


A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

"Nine..."

*fluttering through blowing big
kisses at ya*

(((((((dc)))))))

hey dc hows it going ????