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Because it's cycling and every now and then it gets really sad
Why do we have time zones? |
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to confuse people
when is a rose not a rose? |
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When it is rise
Why are blackboards color green instead of black? |
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Because they are very envious.
If birds only had one wing, would they fly around in circles. |
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No... First class..
Why does a Weeble wobble but not fall down? |
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Well it´s because it has a center force 2.1 of the inner and outer balance, equal to that of 98.times of 23 rev´s, thereby compressing the inner ratio of x to 0.00.67 by 3. simple really.
How can I find a Domestic Goddess. |
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Pray to Siwa...
How do you stop a sewing machine? |
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Order a pizza...
What's the best remedy for an upset stomach? |
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A few words of consolation.
what can we do about the idiots running the world. |
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Let them run over each other...
What is a revelation? |
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A country that has a a perfect circle for borders.
and an enigma? |
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A tube & liquid inserted to clear the bowels
Why are we ? |
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Because we buy our clothes from the Riddler.
If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from? |
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Well from babies of course.
Why do we need umbrellas? |
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The baby mantworla plant from east Siberia.
Who teaches people to be suicide bombers, terribly short lived occupation. |
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Sensitivity training...
Why are dogs pack animals? |
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Why are dogs pack animals? Because they love suitcases. Are we having fun yet? |
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With mustard and pickles, and it’s delicious!
Are fries really French? |
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Only at weekends.
How does Flour become self raising. |
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It levitates.
Why are clouds white and puffy? |
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