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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
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Thu 03/29/18 05:57 AM
Don´t know.

Why do people give each other nick names like, Pork Chop.

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Sun 04/01/18 08:54 AM
The number 6...

When is the sky blue?

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Sun 04/01/18 09:06 AM
When it fancy´s a change of clothing.

Why do I keep loosing my glasses.






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Tue 04/03/18 09:43 PM
The nose always knows.

How does putting the word "cognitive" before the next word, qualify the meaning of the second word?

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Tue 04/03/18 10:09 PM
Cognitive is a hypnosis word that makes your mind believe anything that follows it.

Why do rainbows only occurs where moisture is present?

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Tue 04/03/18 10:46 PM
God's dry sense of humor.

Why are desert and dessert spelled so similarly?

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Tue 04/03/18 11:05 PM
laugh

Because we’ll walk across one just to get to the other.

When do butterflies come out of their cocoons?

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Tue 04/03/18 11:31 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Tue 04/03/18 11:34 PM
When parent issues occur.

What was the first conspiracy theory?

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Tue 04/03/18 11:44 PM
When females were tasked with the child-birthing. And Eve said, “What you talking bout Willis?” But that’s for another thread. rofl

Why do alligators have such big teeth?

Goodnight Beachfarmer. waving asleep

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Wed 04/04/18 04:34 AM

Why do alligators have such big teeth?


So that you can see their smiles from far away.

Where's Waldo?

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Wed 04/04/18 06:49 AM
301 Park Ave NY NY

What's with this crazy ring around the collar?

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Wed 04/04/18 09:21 AM
So you can have a new one

Where is Frank when you need him?

Good morning Beach.waving

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Wed 04/04/18 10:05 AM
He is gone fishing in the river Shannon

Why does it rain all the time in Ireland?

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Wed 04/04/18 04:24 PM
Edited by LittleBitOTrebel on Wed 04/04/18 04:24 PM
When moisture from the lochs evaporates into the air, it becomes home sick and rain is it running back home.

Why don’t we ever see fairies anymore?

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Thu 04/05/18 09:27 PM
The dust in our eyes from seeing the first one.

What thing is in the room, other than the elephant?

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Fri 04/06/18 04:02 AM
The elephant chair?

Why do we need to close our eyes when we smell roses?

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Fri 04/06/18 05:01 AM
so you don't see the thorns

why hasn't spring sprung yet???grumble

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Fri 04/06/18 05:55 AM
Winter was leaving but has to find his car keys first.

Why does sand take so long to get off everything?

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Fri 04/06/18 06:03 AM
because it has wicked short legs.

why is it such a long walk to the coffee pot in the morning?

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Fri 04/06/18 06:23 AM
Short legs! rofl

Coffee fumes create a slight time warp when inhaled, so it only seems like a long time.

Does grass really stop growing when you’re watching it?

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