Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Don´t know.
Why do people give each other nick names like, Pork Chop. |
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The number 6...
When is the sky blue? |
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When it fancy´s a change of clothing.
Why do I keep loosing my glasses. |
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The nose always knows.
How does putting the word "cognitive" before the next word, qualify the meaning of the second word? |
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Cognitive is a hypnosis word that makes your mind believe anything that follows it.
Why do rainbows only occurs where moisture is present? |
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God's dry sense of humor.
Why are desert and dessert spelled so similarly? |
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Because we’ll walk across one just to get to the other. When do butterflies come out of their cocoons? |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 04/03/18 11:34 PM
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When parent issues occur.
What was the first conspiracy theory? |
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When females were tasked with the child-birthing. And Eve said, “What you talking bout Willis?” But that’s for another thread.
Why do alligators have such big teeth? Goodnight Beachfarmer. |
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Why do alligators have such big teeth? So that you can see their smiles from far away. Where's Waldo? |
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301 Park Ave NY NY
What's with this crazy ring around the collar? |
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So you can have a new one
Where is Frank when you need him? Good morning Beach. |
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He is gone fishing in the river Shannon
Why does it rain all the time in Ireland? |
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Edited by
LittleBitOTrebel
on
Wed 04/04/18 04:24 PM
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When moisture from the lochs evaporates into the air, it becomes home sick and rain is it running back home.
Why don’t we ever see fairies anymore? |
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The dust in our eyes from seeing the first one.
What thing is in the room, other than the elephant? |
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The elephant chair?
Why do we need to close our eyes when we smell roses? |
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so you don't see the thorns
why hasn't spring sprung yet??? |
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Winter was leaving but has to find his car keys first.
Why does sand take so long to get off everything? |
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because it has wicked short legs.
why is it such a long walk to the coffee pot in the morning? |
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Short legs!
Coffee fumes create a slight time warp when inhaled, so it only seems like a long time. Does grass really stop growing when you’re watching it? |
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