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Only at Easter
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is there to see it what do the squirrels do? |
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The squirrels hold paws and dance in a ring around the tree...
If there is a flight layover, what does the plane lay over? |
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What it wants to.
If flies did not have wings, would they be called walks. |
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What it wants to.
If flies did not have wings, would they be called walks. |
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No. It is called dormant...
Does a seashell have International Calling capabilities..? |
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I sincerely hope so.
Is it true that people who continually pick their nose,are trying to stop their brains from collapsing. |
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I sincerely hope so. Is it true that people who continually pick their nose,are trying to stop their brains from collapsing. The opposite is true. They are trying to collapse the brain as it is too hard to control when fully functioning If truth sets you free, why do you for ever have to pursue it? |
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The pursuit will continual, so that you will never find the truth, and therefore never be free.
Are we the futures good old days. |
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We’ll be too old to know! Is today tomorrow, yesterday....or is yesterday tomorrow, today? |
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blue
why is b after a in the alphabet |
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Because A knows a short cut.
Can you drink the liquid from a spirit level. |
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Only if you have a straw
Why do they call it a full moon? |
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cuz that's when it has the most cheese
why does it wax and wane? |
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Because it likes a little variety
Why do the trees blow when it's windy out? |
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that's where the wind comes from
why do trees lose their leaves in the fall? |
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They want the little kids to have something to jump in
Why do people have pets? |
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cuz they aren't busy enough already.
why do pets have people? |
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To keep them warm at night
How do the stars stay up in the sky? |
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Superglue...
How does the sky change colors..? |
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By shaking the etch-a-sketch.
Why is there a blue moon? |
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