Topic: The Wrong Answer Game | |
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Because they are such Fashionisters.
Why is it called the Sun, but not the Dutter. |
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It’s incognito. Shhh!
Where does the man in the moon go when you can’t see him? |
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A secret hiding place.
Does Honey really need a comb. |
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Only on bad hair days.
Why does wind blow? |
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Yes, her curly hair tangles easily.
Why is some ivy poisonous and not others? |
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Well you know what Ivy´s like, loves to gossip.
How long does it take a Centipede to put it´s socks on. |
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Conveyor belt...
Why do flowers reach towards the sun? |
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Well everyone has an idol.
Why do I keep slipping under the coffee table. |
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Your brakes arent set...
Why is the barometric pressure a beast? |
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Because you really need to get that oil changed.
Why is cotton candy sweet? |
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Because the cat got out again.
Why do dogs sniff butts? |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
on
Wed 03/28/18 06:47 PM
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They haven't kicked the nicotine habit yet
Where does hail come from? |
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They’re frozen cloud poop.
Whay don’t animals wear clothes? |
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Because they're more civilized than humans
When the moon is full, what's it full of? |
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Edited by
Integrityis1st
on
Wed 03/28/18 07:57 PM
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Because they can't afford a tailor.
Why do carp build nests with rocks? Too late. |
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Ball bearings and marbles that glow in the dark.
Why does the sun shine once in a while? |
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Edited by
Piscesmoon02
on
Wed 03/28/18 08:02 PM
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They don't know how to use a hammer
Sun shines once in a while because the batteries have to be recharged Why do salmon swim up stream? |
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To play hide and seek
What is rain? |
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Liquid fairy dust
What are Cat whiskers for? |
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Feline magic...
How many facets are in a diamond? |
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