@ bry

@ bry

hello drc


you might be a redneck if



You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.

hey grannit , good 1 ,, glad to see you droped by.. Uh who's mindin' Ts' bar?

im doin boyh




you might be a red neck if



You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

rightoff the wheels

thimk I'ma gonna leave a little early 2nite.... lotta stuff 2 do this weekend.......


Ya'll have fun I'll be back asap....

and may God Bless

Red Skelton circa 1960 sumthin'

later on

THIS YEARS TOP COUNTRY SONGS ...


17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Ae So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number #1 country song is. . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!

Theres a great joke there

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.

Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window.

Much to everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar.

The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.

"Easy," says the man. "Outside this window are some very strong wind currents which can carry you back to the window."

"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this." He takes a running leap out the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.

"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're drunk."

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?















A. Kick his sister in the jaw

love the superman 1.LMAO

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.

He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."

The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.

"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly.

"How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

DAMN UR GOOOOD!!!....... Keep it up darlin'....... See ya when I get back......

Okay DC I should be around here somewhere......hope I don't get lost in some strange thread and they lock the door

ok lara



A lady goes into a pet store to by a birthday present 4 her husband. She she's a parrot only bird in the shop, & new her husband always wanted 1, so she told the owner she'd buy the bird. The owner said sorry mam I can not sell this parrot, forhe was raised in a house of ill repute & his language is terrible. .. The lady replies that's ok, my husband I are christian people & will teach him better, so she buys the parrot.

That night at the dinner party with guest seated all around the wife brings in the parrot all wrapped up in his cage & sits it in the center of the table. Well the husband was wonderin' what could be this large present, & unwrapps it 1st.
























The parrot looks around & says " New House , New Women, HOW THE HELL YA BEEN GEORGE!!??

Bad George

A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles"

Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles."

Still unsure, he drives on, until spotting a third sign saying "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, next exit". His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent.

He knocks on the door, and tells the nun who answers "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?"

The nun answers "Yes", and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room.

He enters a room, and a second nun requests $50, and leads him to a door. Once he opens the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the nun.

He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign, "Thank you for you contributions, you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."

Knew those sisters



<--------------- Well Fred's packed & I'm headin' for a shower.

C ya'll L8R;;;;;;;;