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Rednecks..... Nice T!ts

DAMNIT!!!!!!! Gonna make it 1 night......

Saw the new pic..... I like your pose!!! here let me clean that jello off for you & MORE

YEA THE VIEWS(56) I GOT AFTER THAT PIC WAS POSTED

I LAUGHED

THAT OTTA GET MORE IN HERE!!!

YEA RIGHT I WILL HAVE TO TRY THAT

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

ello laura

hello drc




you might be a redneck if



You think safe sex is a padded headboard

DONT NEED THE BUMPS ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD

grannit

you might be a redneck if



You think subdivision is part of a math problem

How good is YOUR insurance?

HEALTH PLAN

A new intern is getting a tour of the hospital he is working in. The intern walks past a room where a man is vigorously masturbating nonstop.

The intern asks the doctor he is with why that man was doing such a thing out in the open.

The doctor says: 'Oh, he has a medical condition where sperm builds up SO quickly in his body, he has to masturbate constantly or he will explode.'

'Oh, I see' says the intern.

They walk past another room where the intern sees a man laying on a stretcher getting a blow job from a nurse.

Again, he asks the doctor 'What is up with THAT?' The doctor says: 'Same condition,better medical plan.

you might be a redneck if


You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree

laura, where did you say the 2nd man got that med. plan

GRANNIT WAS LAUGHING SO HARD HE REPEATED HIM SELF

Grannits good people.. here's 2 ya grannit

A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.

They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way. 'Well, okay,' he says, 'how about a blow job?'

'Yuck!' she screams. 'I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!'

He says, 'Well, then, how about a hand job?'

'I've never done that,' she says. 'What do I have to do?'

'Well,' he answers, 'remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?' She nods. 'Well, it's just like that.' So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.

'What's wrong?!' she cries out.

'Take your thumb off the end!!'

ty man



you might be a redneck if



You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."

mom calls the husband a 'b@stard'

and then the dad calls the wife a "b!tch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a b!tch and a b@stard?"
and the mom says "well, a b!tch is a lady and a b@stard is a gentlemen"

and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your pen!s in my v@gina!"

So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a pen!s and v@gina?"

His moms says "Well Billy, a pen!s is a hat and a v@gina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "sh!t"
and billy said "Dad, whats shi!t"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, sh!t is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "f*ck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats f*ck?"
"Well billy f*ck is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello b!tches and b@stards, may i take your pen!s's and v@ginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping sh!t off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the Turkey