FUNNY BUT WRONG

lol sry


you might be a red neck if






You think Genitalia is an Italian airline

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

HI YA grannit , glad you droped by again & took the stage , so laura could get a break...

thanks laura you are excellent I knew I picked the right 1 !



thanks to EVERONE for your jokes & keepin' the club goin' in my absense..

hello drc


you might be a redneck if



Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction

NO PROBLEM BETWEEN HERE AND THE JELLO PIT I HAVE BEEN BUSY

Oh laura , do you know who's the most popular girl in the nudest camp?








































The one that can swallow those dz. donouts

little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?

mummy: why god is both girl and boy

little boy: mummy is god black or white?

mummy: why god is both black and white

little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?

mummy: why god is both gay and strait

little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?

you might be a red neck if






You carried a fishing pole into Sea World

oh laura while you're at thumps could ya bring me back some white..... tell'm it;s for dc & he'll know what 2 do...... Thanks darlin'

you might be a red neck if






You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop

DROPPING OF JUG OF WHITE

Things I have pondered

They say you can't have your cake & eat it too.

Why not, it's your cake??

And I don't want anyone else eatin' my cake...

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.

brought ya a jug of white dcr

thanks darlin' ''' man i needed THAT......

HOLD it , thanks was for laura, MAN that was good, must have been a good week for wite

YOU MADE OUT ON THAT DEAL (2 JUGS)