you might be a red neck if




The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work
by a famous taxidermist.

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

the best deal was watchin' the other 2 jugs bounce w/no bra... thanks laura I REALY needed that

YOU REALLY WOULD OF GOTTEN A SHOW IF I SLIPPED AND WENT ACROSS THE FLOOR

I;da cot ya darlin'...... I'm up now, tell thump I'll be back , right after this set.....

K
YOU JUMPING IN THE PIT WHEN YOU COME BACK

yeh BUDDDY

RAN FROM THUMPERS CANT GET AWAY FROM THE PIT ...THEY KEEP THROWING ME BACK IN...
CAN I GET A HAUL OF THE WHITE

THINGS I ponder


The song ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP

Arn't they cookies??

Who ever heard of putin' cookies in your soup???

yep 1 jug left, my bad 1/2 jug....

heres another jug,, hows that

HOPE YOU DONT MIND MY NAKEDNESS........

Keep on runnin' bouncey bouncy..

couldn't hear ya, my mind was somewhere else...& eyes


oh uh uh ; yeah uh thanks thump;;;; still lookin' at laura

DAMN PAT STOLE MY BRA.... MY CLOTHES ARE IN THE BACK AT T'S PLACE

you can have mine, but what would i wear?? no laura , not bra

oh , yeh my set , right..

What you must do


To make it stand You must wet it
to we it You must suck it
to make it stiff You lick it
to get it in You push

















































DAMN threadin' a needle is hell when your older

oh , yeh my set , right..

What you must do


To make it stand You must wet it
to we it You must suck it
to make it stiff You lick it
to get it in You push

















































DAMN threadin' a needle is hell when your older

hey laura found your bra

some guy was usin' it fer a hammock......