I CAN GO ON LIKE THIS FOR DAYS

Sounds ntrestin'

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road. The woman said, 'Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago.'

The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before. Back in the car, the guy says, 'Darling, you sure never moved like that forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!'

The woman says, 'Forty years ago that fence wasn't electrified!'

2 DOGS chase'n another 1 threw field, over hills, & woods.. Finaly 1 turns to the other with his tounge hangin' out & says

AIN;T THIS A ***** & the other says DAMN SURE BETTER BE

Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, bl0wjob














A: The bl0wjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs or your meat but you just can't beat a bl0wjob.

OOOOOOOOOO man on man.. , yor'e right 'bout that laura

HERE'S YOUR STEAK

LMAO, CAN'T STOP..

LAUGHING SO HARD

IM CRYING

GOOD, GLAD 2 HERE IT.. HOPE U ENJOYED YOUR DINNER......

YEA DID YOU?

OH HELL YEAH!!!!

AIM TO PLEASE

NOW YOU JUST PLEASE AIM

ladies pleazzzzzz keep seated durin' the entire performance..

A woman, getting married for the sixth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can’t wear white" reminds the sales clerk, "You’ve been married five times already."

"Of course I can, I’m almost a virgin." says the bride "Impossible" says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not," the bride explained:

"My first husband was a Psychologist, all he wanted to do was = talk about it."

"My second husband was a Gynecologist, all he wanted to do was look at it."

"My third husband was an artist, all he wanted to do was paint it."

"My fourth husband was a philosopher, and all he wanted to do was think about it."

"My fifth husband was a stamp collector ---- God I miss him!!!!!

funny, FUNNY STUFFF!!!

MY TURN
SWITCH

man this is killin' meeeeeeeeeeee

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.

"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.

Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No."

"You're a queer, ain't ya?"'