OMG.... I can count on one hand all the times that I have ever gotten sick from a drinking. "Harvey Wall-Banger" was my first one The bar tender warned me about it But it went down soooo easy and tasted soooo good. I should have known better the way my first husband was laughing at me. I had three and he had to help me off the chair and into the van. Good thing there was a plastic trash bag in there Oh to be young and stupid

Now I'll have a Mojito please Dodo and here's more coins for my tab. But atleast this time they're in those paper bank rolls Hey I had to break the piggy bank open this time

looks like someone took the wall outta yers too

*whispers* actually.. I was hopin he'd have a good lookin man stashed somewhere by the name of Harvey..

if I TELL you.. then I have'ta keel you.. still wanna know??


fine.. I'll go get me own at MY place pfffffffffft

How about a vodka collins barkeep....stirred, not shaken.

Hey! Where's my tequila sunrise? You know I always get one!

Where is your payment of your tab? Do you think that Roberta gives away drinks?

Why yes, yes I do. Both drinks should be gratis as I had to ask for one of them....

Where do you think you are, Zee's Pub?

But I'm a regular! You neeeeed meeeee for character!

I don't care if you're a regular as long as you don't make a mess in the men's room. Others have to use it, too.

So I haveta lift the toilet seat???

If you don't already know the answer, then perhaps you've had too much to drink already.

I find when I'm weaving back and forth it doesn't really matter, as long as I don't hit the sink...

I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. The men's room in this place is out of order. You will have to go across the street to Zee's Pub and mess up...err...use her men's room.

oh HO.. sending all the 'problem' customers MY way huh...?? I'll remember that next FREE CAT day

time to make a new hole under the deck out back.. ya never know when you'll need a place to toss a few bodies *zee heads back to her Pub and grabs a shovel 'n boots along the way* yer lucky it's raining today Dave.. may take awhile to dig that hole

I told ya ya needed more mints. But did ya listen? Nooooooo?
Now the crappers' busted.
This place sure has gone downhill since the owner took a powder.

There have never been mints left inside the men's room for customers to take. Obviously, whatever you had to drink worked as an antidote to the air freshener tablets that you ate.

By the way, there is nothing wrong with the men's room here . . . at least not now.