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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sat 05/25/13 06:18 PM
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>>>>walks in, puts quarter in the jukebox and makes her selection. WAITS... puts another quarter in....  Darn Jukebox  Hey Dodo. You'd better try to get a hold of Jade to have someone fix this darn Jukebox. It owes me Fifty Cents  I'll have a Chocotini please, make that two (after two I can make my own music in my head and won't need the Jukebox) 
Two Chocotinis coming up. 
Here is your 50 cents: 
Your coins were in the "coin return slot". Next time, use U.S. quarters. By the way, whenever you get change back from Zee's Pub, check the nationality of the change. |
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MYYYYYYYY BIOTCHYYYYYYYYYY GAWWWWWWWWD! This biotchy place sure has biotchy gone to biotchy hell!! Biotchy look at this biotchy horrid decor!! Who biotchy designed this biotchy crap, Richard biotchy Simmons!! It biotchy looks like a biotchy gay bar. Uh, the decor here is the work of the bar's owner. Give me some biotchy grog.
As you wish, but I should warn you that he charges by the hour. 
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Hey yall, me and Pionie was in town, so I figured, OHHHHHHHHH LOOKIEEEEEEEEE, its the Snitch Queener. Long time no see there Snitch! What happened to this place. Lemme see, how can I put this here politely like... IT LOOKS LIKE CHIT IN HERE! Is this a gay bar now??? Uh, the Bar is just the way that Roberta left it. All I have done is keep the Bar stocked. |
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Edited by
jemare
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Sun 05/26/13 05:17 AM
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Thanks Dodo....
 Coin Slot, I wouldn't have thought that one, must be a blonde thing
Now I thought I had some carrots for that Pionie. Oh yea, here they are. Good thing carrots don't crush easily
Quick, somebody hide the Biotchy Queen's crown till we get it polished. Jade, I'll have an Irish Coffee please (it's still early on the east coast). |
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Quick, somebody hide the Biotchy Queen's crown till we get it polished.  Hide her crown? Are you serious? She is wearing it.
I don't have a death wish. 
Jade, I'll have an Irish Coffee please (it's still early on the east coast).
 You actually expect Jade to work? 
Here you go. 
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Any tequila sunrises back there for a tequila connoisseur?
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Any tequila sunrises back there for a tequila connoisseur? Here is a drink menu with the prices. Roberta doesn't give away drinks. 
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I will gladly pay you tomorrow for three drinks today...
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I will gladly pay you tomorrow for three drinks today... Here are your three drinks . . . 
. . . of water. Bring money tomorrow, and you can have something to drink besides water. |
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You didn't even put lemon in it!
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You didn't even put lemon in it!
You get what you pay for. 
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Hey, I gotsa whole roll of Canadian quarters, just like you gave Jemare so I know you take 'em!!
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Did yall think I was here to work?? Hahhahahahh, noooooooooooooo. Now that I see Hippie here, I know its a gay bar, and im not working in a gay bar. They dont tip lady bartenders. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 05/26/13 03:50 PM
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Biotchy HA! I biotchy always knew that Hippiebasnastard was gay! Who biotchy else wears biotchy plaid shirts, and biotchy calls himself a basnastardly hippie. All of those biotchy and basnastardly hippies are gay. And when do you biotchy see a basnastard wearing biotchy beads unless hes biotchy gay? Just look at the biotchy colorful biotchy clothing they biotchy wear. Pfffffffft! |
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Hey, I gotsa whole roll of Canadian quarters, just like you gave Jemare so I know you take 'em!! On the contrary, I gave back to Jemare the Canadian quarters that she put into the jukebox. I suspect that she got the quarters from Zee's Pub, which just goes to show that . . . Wait a minute! You have money? |
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I like how he totally ignores me. You do know im kidding. I love gay people. I think everyone should be gay, or happy, or cheerful, or.........nevermind. |
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I like how he totally ignores me. You do know im kidding. I love gay people. I think everyone should be gay, or happy, or cheerful, or.........nevermind. Hey, Boss, what happened to Bloodthirsty? We need her. Hippie has been trying to get free alcoholic beverages from YOUR Bar. |
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Pionie always lets me drink for free.
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I like how he totally ignores me. You do know im kidding. I love gay people. I think everyone should be gay, or happy, or cheerful, or.........nevermind. Hey, Boss, what happened to Bloodthirsty? We need her. Hippie has been trying to get free alcoholic beverages from YOUR Bar.
Ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo, yall didnt hear? Bloodthirsty is gone....to pirate heaven. Yall know how she was always wantin to kill someone, well, she finally did! She put her sword in her belt backwards, and well, she bent over to buckle her boot and...........
But I do know a guy who is lookin for some work. His name is "Frank", but he goes by "Eyeless Frank". Lemme call him. *on the phone* "Yeah, is this "Eyeless Frank?". Yeah hun, this is Jade at the gay bar,,,,yeah, I know,,,but anyways, you still lookin for work? Ohhhhhh good, cause we be needin a bouncer here". No, I dont think so since those gay guys are usually pretty calm...ima thinkin its goin a be easy money. GREATTTTTTTTT, come on down so you can meet everyone". He says, "yeah", hes on his way! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 05/27/13 08:57 AM
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HEY EVERYONE, FRANK, oh sorry, EYELESS FRANK IS HERE!!! Oh, and he drinks them there "Bloody Marys". 
"S'up?". |
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