[The law officer in charge walks up to Dodo_David and asks, "Sir, are you the one who called about a suspicious delivery having a giant bathtub plug attached to it?"

"Yes, I am," Dodo replies, "It is right over here. One of my customers opened the case and took a bottle from it. Other than that, everything is still intact."

"Did you see who brought the case into your Bar?" asks the officer.
"Not directly," replies Dodo, "but I do have footage from the Bar's security camera. Want to see it?" "Certainly," the officer replies.

Dodo, the officer in charge and a couple of other officers go into the back office, at which time Dodo plays the video footage showing Zee carrying the case of wine into the Bar. Afterwards, they all return to the front of the Bar, at which time the officers inspect the case of wine. They read the labels on the case.

"Hmm. Sir, do you know where we can find this person named Zee?" the officer in charge asks Dodo.

"Well," Dodo responds, "her pub is just across the street, but Zee herself is that dark-haired woman sitting at the bar."

The officers look at Zee and realize that she is the woman seen in the video carrying the case of wine into the Bar.

Seeing the law officers staring at her, Zee says, "What are you looking at me for? He is the one who did it. Didn't my security company tell you?" The officer in charge replies, "We weren't contacted by a security company. We were contacted by this Bar's manager."

Just then, Zee receives a call on her cell phone. She sees that it is her security guard Tiny calling, and so she answers.

Zee startles everyone in the bar when she yells in her phone, "WHAT!!!"

Zee's facial expression turns to one of horror as Tiny tells her what happened at her Pub after she left.

Two officials with Zee's security company arrived at Zee's Pub, accompanied by two local police officers. Tiny took the visitors into Zee's office so that he could show them video footage of Dodo_David's actions inside the Pub. However, the Melmacian wasn't in the footage seen by the visitors.

Instead, the visitors saw footage showing Zee carrying a case of wine out the Pub's front door. The visitors also saw footage showing Zee's cats selling, buying and using catnip.

Now, Zee's cats were being taken away in cages.

Meanwhile, the law officers inside LUV2's Bar wanted to know where Zee obtained the case of wine . . . and the giant bathtub plug.

*zee shows the cops the real video with time stamps etc of Dave.. from the remote server Dave didn't know about*


nice thought though Dave.. Dave.. DAve.. DAVE.. are you oKAY???

Just then, a serving cart rolls out in front of the bar. It is completely full of donuts.



On the side of cart is a sign that reads "Free Donuts Day".

The law officers forget all about their investigation and start eating donuts.


One of them calls their buddies who are across the street at Zee's Pub. A couple of minutes later, the police officers who were at Zee's Pub enter LUV2's Bar, accompanied by two officials from Zee's security company. They, too, start eating donuts.

Zee and jemare are puzzled by the fact that the cart full of donuts appeared to be pushed out of the kitchen with invisible hands.

However, from his position on the floor, Dodo_David can see just who had been pushing the cart.



Dodo winks at his little friends and then gets off the floor. He walks over to the law officers and says, "Eat all you want. There are plenty of donuts. By the way, what do you think about that giant bathtub plug?"

The law officer in charge replies, "There is no law against you having it. If you don't want it, then sell it to the Jolly Green Giant. He could probably use it."

all's well that ends well

Yep, I have the case of wine from Europe (minus the bottle that jemare opened), and you don't.

Also, I just finished a telephone conversation with the Jolly Green Giant. As it turns out, he lost the plug to his bathtub while he was hauling his belongings across Europe. Apparently, he is a migrant farm worker. Who knew? Anyway, he has offered me a finder's fee for finding his lost bathtub plug.

just wanted to share a moment from a fave movie with ya Dave

Oh, look. It is a video clip of a prosecutor talking to Zee's cats.

Yeah, a little mouse told me about Zee's cats being busted for operating a catnip operation.

Why did I run into a health inspector outside who said someone saw RATS coming from this establishment trying to steal donuts on a cart? I set him straight that this is a CLEAN establishment and whoever thought they saw rats must have been halucinating. Then when I could see that he was starting to eye Zee's bar across the street I set him straight on that too. Well, that and I had to bribe him by telling him that Zee would give him a free drink or two Now somebody better telephone Zee to have her set that health inspector up with a free drink or two

Did someone say free drinks?

Did that health inspector look like this?

Why yes, that looks just like him, should I be scared now?

Is he related to the Pink Panther?

Nah. He is originally from Paris, France.
He worked as a health inspector over there until some rats tied him up and gagged him while he was inspecting Gusteau's restaurant.

hey Dave, Hippie, Jemare.. what's all this about a health inspector????

hey Dave, Hippie, Jemare.. what's all this about a health inspector????
one of the cops mumbled something about it in between bites of a donut..
by the way Dave.. did I see 2 rats running off with a pastry a few minutes ago?

Did they look like REAL Rats, or was that just Dave & Hippie in rat costumes just trying to get free donuts?

only if Harry Potter was around and zapped'em into the size of actual rats.. I even took a pic of'em out your back door..

*shivers* I'll be heading back to my place now.. I gots some new staff to break in.. toodles