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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/11/13 06:08 PM
dang flies are back again Dave zee walks closer to Dave and sniffs dude............ someone puked on your back.. you might wanna clean that up.. hands Dave a wet nap and as she backs out of the bar and heads back to her Pub.. That must have happened the last time that I was in Zee's Pub. Her customers are like wild animals at times. I'll get ready to take a bath. Let's see ... I have my snacks [Burp!] and more snacks [Buuuurp!!!]...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sat 04/13/13 04:39 AM Edited by Dodo_David on Sat 04/13/13 04:39 AM
There! I'm all clean again and smelling fresh. Hmmm. I wonder if the bar would have more customers if I stayed dressed this way.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21804	Sat 04/13/13 06:42 PM
Are those female barflies?

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Sat 04/13/13 07:01 PM
That must have happened the last time that I was in Zee's Pub. Her customers are like wild animals at times. yup.. ALways a good time over at Zee's

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Sun 04/14/13 06:54 PM
That must have happened the last time that I was in Zee's Pub. Her customers are like wild animals at times. yup.. ALways a good time over at Zee's A good time if you like being in a zoo.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Mon 04/15/13 01:40 PM
TOTALLY

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 04/15/13 01:41 PM
Does this bar still serve drinks? Zee expects me to work!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Mon 04/15/13 01:44 PM
Of course this bar still serves drinks . . . for a price. Roberta doesn't give away drinks.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 04/15/13 01:46 PM
But I'm the tequila inspector!! I'll tell ya what. I'll do extra work. I'll inspect all bottles of liquor for you!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Mon 04/15/13 02:36 PM
But I'm the tequila inspector!! I'll tell ya what. I'll do extra work. I'll inspect all bottles of liquor for you! I know what kind of inspector you really are. No money, no drink.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 04/24/13 07:31 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Wed 04/24/13 07:32 PM
[Showing on the TV above the bar . . .] "We interrupt this program for some breaking news from the METRO website in the UK! Swallowing everything dragged towards its direction, this monstrous whirlpool in Latvia looks as if a plug has been pulled from the ground beneath. A vicious swirling body of water, the whirlpool appears to destroy anything that serenely drifts into its path. A seven-minute video of the whirlpool captures huge blocks of ice and mud heading towards the whirlpool before disappearing underneath the water’s surface. More than 220,000 people have already watched the video in less than 48 hours on YouTube. ‘Does anyone else wanna throw on a scuba suit and see where this goes?’ asked one user. Another added: ‘How does this work and where does all that stuff go?? Madness man.’ ‘Go there again and upload next video! We must know if we will survive,’ joked another. Others commented it could be a sinkhole hidden underneath the river. We now return to our regularly-scheduled program, which is already in progress."

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 04/24/13 07:36 PM
Hey, Everyone! Look at what I found at the end of a chain in a river in the Baltic state of Latvia. It's a good thing that my friends from planet Melmac were with me. It took all of us to pull the thing out of the river . . . ...err... ... Whirlpool? What whirlpool?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 04/24/13 09:05 PM
Hmm. Now, how am I going to get out of this mess? I know! I'll simply attach the loose end of the chain to the case of wine that I brought back with me. Then I'll give the case of wine to a patsy. Now who can I give the case of wine to? I'll carry the case of wine to Zee's Pub and give it to Zee. Afterwards, I'll "run" an errand away from here ... FAR away from here.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/25/13 04:29 AM
zee come's in.. looks around.. place is empty that's funny I was SURE I saw Dave here a minute ago.. oh well.. I'll just leave this case of wine here on the bar.. jots a quick note "DAVE, GOT YER ORDER BY MISTAKE.. Z" on the bar and heads back to her own stupid delivery people ALways screw up me order these days.. cheers

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/25/13 11:35 AM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 04/25/13 11:39 AM
Since no feds have shown up yet, I'll sneak into the Bar get a few ... What the ...? How did that get back in here? I don't have time to find another patsy. [Dodo_David goes into a back office. A couple of minutes later, he comes out of the office and goes straight to the case of wine connected to the chain. He then places three printed labels on the case. The first label is a shipping label containing the name and address of LUV2'S Bar. The second label is a return-address label containing the name and address of Zee's Pub. The third label is a gift label that reads, "From Zee to Roberta". He then destroys the note that Zee had left for him. Afterwards, Dodo_David goes back into the office, during which time he erases a part of the video from the Bar's closed-circuit cameras. The part that he erases is the part showing him placing the labels on the case of wine. Dodo_David then checks to make sure that that video still has footage showing Zee bringing the case of wine into the Bar. Then he leaves the Bar through a side exit.]

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/25/13 02:48 PM
zee thinking Dave might be up to his old tricks.. gets her security team to cover all the exits meanwhile she goes back to her Pub to make sure she still has all the footage on file.. including that of Dave originally bringing the wine over.. smiles as she see's the time stamp

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/25/13 05:46 PM
[Unbeknown to Zee, Dodo_David exited LUV2's Bar and managed to slip past Zee's security team.]

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 04/25/13 06:06 PM
>>>>>Walks in, sits at the bar...Hellllloooo? Well, since nobody is here to serve me I guess I'll open up a bottle of wine from this case here. I need it to calm my nerves after that security guard at the door FRISKED ME, a little to friskly

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/25/13 07:28 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 04/25/13 07:29 PM
[Just then, the men guarding the entrances to LUV2's Bar see and hear fireworks being detonated from the roof of Zee's Pub located across the street. The men leave LUV2's Bar and run to Zee's Pub. With the men gone, Dodo_David walks through the front door of LUV2's Bar. Seeing that jemare has opened the case of wine and taken a bottle, he says to her, "Don't touch that case of wine again. It probably contains evidence that law officers will want. I called the local authorities and reported the arrival of a suspicious delivery." Dodo_David sits down on a bar stool and waits for the local authorities to arrive.]

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Fri 04/26/13 04:09 AM
hey.. is Dave here? zee shows up at luvy's followed by a few local friends these guys wanna talk to him.. something about wine and a plug?? zee sits at the bar with jemare and sips her tea while watching Dave explain his actions this could take awhile