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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21804	Wed 04/03/13 04:14 PM
Wow! You gots some fancy smancy beer mugs in dis place. Do free mints come wit dat?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 04/03/13 04:18 PM
I'll pass on the free green and blue mints, but I will have a tequila sunrise!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 04/03/13 05:07 PM
I'll pass on the free green and blue mints, but I will have a tequila sunrise! Sunrise will take place at about 7 in the morning.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Wed 04/03/13 05:08 PM
I'll drink to that!

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Wed 04/03/13 05:30 PM
snigger best check those bottles Dave..

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Wed 04/03/13 06:50 PM
snigger best check those bottles Dave.. That won't be necessary. They are part of a case that has been recalled by the brewer. Apparently, one of the brewery employees thought that it would be a good April Fool's joke to substitute colored water for the liquor that was supposed to be in the bottles. I considered letting you keep the bottles, but I didn't want you to think that Roberta was serving colored water instead of liquor.

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/04/13 06:36 AM
nice finagling with the brewer.. zee thinks.."some poor 'tard is gonna get fired cuz of MY april fools prank".. oh well..more free booze for me

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/04/13 06:47 AM
nice finagling with the brewer.. zee thinks.."some poor 'tard is gonna get fired cuz of MY april fools prank".. oh well..more free booze for me I didn't have to finagle anything. The brewer contacted its customers to warn them about the problem with the "liquor". Apparently, the brewery's general manager decided to sample some of the "liquor" that was bottled on April 1st. Thankfully, neither I nor any of my customers tasted the fake "liquor", because the brewery contacted Luv2's Bar before I opened any of the bottles of fake "liquor".

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Thu 04/04/13 06:59 PM
weeeeeeeelllll.. guess THAT kinda backfired huh back to the drawin board..

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/04/13 07:04 PM
weeeeeeeelllll.. guess THAT kinda backfired huh back to the drawin board.. Uh, are you related to Wile E. Coyote? Wait! What backfired?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 04/04/13 07:47 PM
So, as I've been sitting here trying to find someone to fix me a drink.... I had a thought: If I started a tab here, and then snuck out to Zee's bar and started a tab there.... How long could I get away with not paying my tab?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/04/13 07:52 PM
So, as I've been sitting here trying to find someone to fix me a drink.... I had a thought: If I started a tab here, and then snuck out to Zee's bar and started a tab there.... How long could I get away with not paying my tab? Uh, nobody has fixed you a drink yet because you haven't paid your tab. Does that answer your question?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 04/04/13 08:05 PM
>>>>> Reaches into her pants pockets, shirt pockets, sweater pockets, jacket pockets, AND pocket book. Carefully separates the coins into neat piles and is so thirsty by now she's too weak to count OK Dodo, this should take care of my tab and maybe, if you're lucky a tip in there too I'll have whatever you might be selling as a special here please

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Thu 04/04/13 08:51 PM
jemare, here is a creme de Menthe for you:

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Fri 04/05/13 07:30 AM
weeeeeeeelllll.. guess THAT kinda backfired huh back to the drawin board.. Uh, are you related to Wile E. Coyote? Wait! What backfired? hmmmmm.. maybe it DIDN'T

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21804	Fri 04/05/13 04:45 PM
Since it's a quarter to May, could you mix me up a nice mint julip?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Fri 04/05/13 06:01 PM
Since it's a quarter to May, could you mix me up a nice mint julip?

Zero_Effected Joined Sat 12/02/06 Posts: 18395	Fri 04/05/13 06:47 PM
I'll take a Harvey Wall-Banger.. and hold the wall

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Fri 04/05/13 08:10 PM
I'll take a Harvey Wall-Banger.. and hold the wall First, I want you to tell me what backfired. Meanwhile, I will tell Harvey that you asked for him.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Fri 04/05/13 08:15 PM
Hey, Harvey! Someone up front in the bar is looking for you!