Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
---|---|
lets hope yer right..
|
|
|
|
Did you check under the tables? He could be sleeping it off here still. I thought I heard snoring until Topher put money in the jukebox.
|
|
|
|
And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break. Dodo when I said you could manage the bar, I didnt say you could start giving out free chit! Im docking your pay for the mints! The big pink and green ones ya keep stashed in the bathroom. Uh, those are not mints. I hope that you have a strong stomach. I'd suggest calling 9-1-1 people Zee, it is too late. Motown was last seen heading for your pub. I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. |
|
|
|
And tell him to bring back some more of those big mints while he's on break. Dodo when I said you could manage the bar, I didnt say you could start giving out free chit! Im docking your pay for the mints! The big pink and green ones ya keep stashed in the bathroom. Uh, those are not mints. I hope that you have a strong stomach. I'd suggest calling 9-1-1 people Zee, it is too late. Motown was last seen heading for your pub. I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. Well, look who woke up. By the way, I removed those pink and green solid odor-control pellets that were in the restrooms. I wouldn't want another drunk patron mistaking them for mints. |
|
|
|
No shoes can I still get service ?
|
|
|
|
No shoes can I still get service ? Since you have never been here before, I need to tell you about the recent history of this place. The owner's sister brought a horse into this place, and the horse left its dung/droppings all over the place, especially on the floor. The floor is still covered with the stuff. So, if you want to get your bare feet all nasty, then go ahead and walk in here without shoes. |
|
|
|
Zee, it is too late. Motown was last seen heading for your pub. I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. yes.. and there in bowls on the counter NOT in the bathroom |
|
|
|
I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. Well, look who woke up. By the way, I removed those pink and green solid odor-control pellets that were in the restrooms. I wouldn't want another drunk patron mistaking them for mints. I guess that means we can cancel the wake now huh.. |
|
|
|
Can I get a tequila sunrise? Make it a double shot!
|
|
|
|
I feel like a mint schnapps now.
|
|
|
|
Zee, it is too late. Motown was last seen heading for your pub. I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. yes.. and there in bowls on the counter NOT in the bathroom Hhhheeeeeyyyy, wa kineabar u runin ober der anywho, no baffroom mints??? |
|
|
|
Zee, it is too late. Motown was last seen heading for your pub. I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. yes.. and there in bowls on the counter NOT in the bathroom Hhhheeeeeyyyy, wa kineabar u runin ober der anywho, no baffroom mints??? ONLY in the water closets.. we gots handi-wipes in the head though |
|
|
|
Gotta love those handi wipes...( fine stuffs a handful in her purse and walks out of the bathroom..)
|
|
|
|
Barkeep! Fine German beer with dinner please!
|
|
|
|
Barkeep! Fine German beer with dinner please! "Is there a German beer that isn't fine?" |
|
|
|
Can I get a tequila sunrise? Make it a double shot! Ahem! What are you paying with? Roberta doesn't give away drinks, you know. |
|
|
|
I feel like a mint schnapps now. Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. |
|
|
|
Gotta love those handi wipes...( fine stuffs a handful in her purse and walks out of the bathroom..) THIEF howdy sis |
|
|
|
Zee, it is too late. Motown was last seen heading for your pub. I hear they gots a much better selection of mints over there. yes.. and there in bowls on the counter NOT in the bathroom Hhhheeeeeyyyy, wa kineabar u runin ober der anywho, no baffroom mints??? ONLY in the water closets.. we gots handi-wipes in the head though What kind of person keeps water in a closet and stuffs their head with wipes made from hands? |
|
|
|
Barkeep! Fine German beer with dinner please! "Is there a German beer that isn't fine?" If there is, I haven't tried it! ;) And I'm still waiting on my order, barkeep! NO TIP FOR YOU!! |
|
|