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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4 | |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 05/27/13 09:10 AM
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! WHO TOLDS YA I WAS DEAD, YA RUSTY SCUPPER!! GET YOUR EYELESS AZZ OUT OF MY BARRRRRRRRRRRR! I IS THE BOUNCER IN THIS HERE BAR!! NOW GET, OR I WILL BE A KILLEN YOU............. Ummmmmmmmm, again it looks like! |
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Im here to parrrrrrrrrrtayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! I heard this was a gay bar. WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! This is what I think about those straight bars! Now give me a "Shirley Temple", with extra cherries! |
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Someone call Arkham Asylum. One of it's inmates has escaped and is now at this Bar.
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No, what you really mean is...
someone who is now posting here again escaped from "Arkham Asylum". 
(shhhhhhhhhh, they havent noticed yet, DONT CALL ATTENTION TO IT! 
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too late luvy.. they're already here
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No, what you really mean is... someone who is now posting here again escaped from "Arkham Asylum".
(shhhhhhhhhh, they havent noticed yet, DONT CALL ATTENTION TO IT!
I was referring to the old man with the blow-up pig. |
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Now that Bloodthirsty is back, can she get Hippie to pay his Bar tab?
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I paid my bar tab, I've got lots of monopoly money!
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I paid my bar tab, I've got lots of monopoly money! 
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Now that Bloodthirsty is back, can she get Hippie to pay his Bar tab?
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR YA HIPPIE THERE! YA PAY YER DAMN BAR TAB, OR YOU KNOWS ME RULES.. I KILLS YA!!! |
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Ummmmmmmm Hippie sweetie, ima not sure how much you remember "Bloodthirsty", but she didnt get her name drinkin "Bloody Marys". Ya best pay yer tab hun. 
Bloody Marys? Well since I guess im not working, ill take one please Miss Jade. |
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Ima really not working here any.............oh hell. Here ya go "Eyeless Frank", and I made it my special way, with a shot of "Pepto Bismol" inside, so ya dont get hung over. *wink* |
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Uh, Roberta, do you have any plans to redecorate your Bar?
Certain other people (not me) have criticized the decor in here . . . decor that you chose. |
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Roberta aint here, and I know that she did NOT pick out this decor!!! 
And yall are wondering why your customers are all.......well, you know. *giggle, giggle* 
Hey whats with all of the excitement over thar yall?? 
OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY LAWWWWWWWWWD. That Disco, sweaty, oldie guy is comin into our bar!! 
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OMGGGGGGGGGGG I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE DECOR IN HERE!! GIVE ME A SHIRLEY TEMPLE, NO CHERRIES, THEY ARE FATTENING LADIIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! WHERES THE JUKEBOX? QUICK SOMEONE PLAY "FURGALICIOUS" AND LETS DANCE! WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!! |
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OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH! *singing* FERGALICIOUS, DEFINITION, MAKE THE GUYS GO LOCO!!!". 
TO THE "F", TO THE "E", WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? HEY YOU, THE HAIRY GUY, COME DANCE WITH ME!!! |
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This isn't the Bar that I have been managing. I must have stepped through a rift in the space-time continuum. |
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Did someone order a milk shake?
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I don't know, I really like the pink decor. But then again they say I'm a "girly girl" kinda girl
 I think I'll pass on the milk shake and order a "Pink Lady"..... What's in that drink anyway?
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